this is uniquely singapore, lorh.

okie im back

2008-10-10T18:35:00.000-07:00

2008-07-10T00:06:00.000-07:00

La. Don't miss me too much hor! :)
I promise after PSLE (About 80 days later? O.O) I will definitely come back, and then er, shall need you to relink me at my new domain ;D
Cannot say now lah, otherwise not fun liaoh lor!
I must get good PSLE results :D make teachers happy, parents happy, friends happy,
and me happy :D
Oh well, I've to do my portfolio now D:
Ahh tomorrow due lor! Luckily I'm quite good lah so have less to edit :D
Hehe I might change the skin lah (to something pre-made) so you might wanna watch this space.
HIATUS.

//i am bored to hell.

2008-07-06T22:55:00.000-07:00

Hi.
Randomity is contagious through blog posts because after reading Ariel's posts about her random state of mind I've drifted into semi-consciousness, also known as philosophical.
I am bored to hell.
Imagine if someone said "I am bored like hell". That is an incorrect metaphor! Since when was hell boring!
OK that was crap.
Z.
When I typed 'Z.' I meant for it to symbolize my boredom, and not a show-off of my ability to type the last letter of the alphabet. Big deal.
I am also searching for a hiatusing blog skin. It'll be imageless. And nice.
I guess not really search for one. Make one is more like it.
No, eh, I will search for one and edit it.
Yep.
:D
That smiley was not heartfelt. Because I'm conscious in this semi-conscious state of my anti-homework mood. After walking around in Causeway Point. And dreaming of meeting Xiaxue in a coffee shop.
Joking.
Today me and the people who are at home went for brekkie at Causeway Point, a semblance of anti-routinity. Like 'cos we normally have coffee shop stuff. Which numbs my taste buds.
My brother is now emoing/being stupid:
"It's Papa and Popo and Mei Mei who're stupid. Mummy is not stupid because I never ask anything from her. Jiejie you're also not stupid. It's Papa and Popo and Mei Mei who're stupid. I'll kill them." -proceeds to take toy bought by 'Popo' to I think, attempt to hit aforementioned stupids-
Anyway, we had Ah Kun Toast (that's a nice translation e'nt it? I'm trying to imitate Lyra:D but fail anyway) then when to house-hunt.
Or I should say,
hamster-house-hunt.
ALLITERATION WOOTS!
Hamsters are damned adorable lah :D
I'm thinking, if I was in Lyra's world (don't understand try reading 'His Dark Materials' by Philip Pullman ok? Seriously, unless you're anti-his-dark-materials. In which case skip this part) I would be a ... what's that again? Saw the adorable advertisement on dafont.com while font-browsing yesterday... eh, a degu.
Why so?
1. Degus are adorable like moi.
2. Read the wiki-page.
I shall end this post because of my brother's and grandmother's verbal war. Tata.

//me announcing hiatus.

2008-07-06T05:09:00.000-07:00

I'm going on a hiatus. Life's a bore D:
Except the ever-thrilling four-letter dreaded word lah.

//regret.

2008-06-28T20:21:00.000-07:00

'I've never felt this way before.'
Serious D:
I almost killed my hamster.
The sequence as follows:
1. I took Viver (my hamster) out for a cuddle :D without noticing my sister, People-Slapper and Animal-Hitter
2. After a bit of running (Viver, not me) and hugging (Me, not Viver) I put her on the table preparing to put her back into the cage, one hand grasping her by her tummy (gently of course!)
3. My sister squeezed the hamster. Yes, seriously.
4. The hamster flipped onto its back, squealing in pain and shock. So frightened her pee (serious again) squirted out. Oh my God, it was a pathetic sight.
My thoughts were once again autistic-like and went as follows:
'Oh my God, no, please, Viver. Viver! Don't die, no no no! I need you please ahh Oh my God why like Oh My God Viver! Viver! Don't die please, please, please please! Mummy! Mei Mei squeezed Viver no! Viver -cries-'
Guess what my mum said when she spotted Viver pitifully lying there, like paralysed like that?
'You killed her'
'No! No! Viver! DON'T DIE! Oh My God I need you please, don't leave me... No no no why I'm stupid! Idiotic! Just come back please! Please!'
OK all these while she gradually came to her sense and eh, walked and sniffed and stuff.
OK I'm a sucker. I was responsible for her shock and mental damage.
Yes, my thoughts were very peppered with Oh My God-s.
I don't remember feeling so ... untoey lor. Not even when the nth time I banged my brother's head onto a wall/floor/hard surface. And he needed to be sent to the hospital for concussion etc. which explains the dent in his forehead. Eh, I didn't do anything on purpose lor just very clumsy. D:
But I love them (Viver and my brother)!
:D

//ladeedummm

2008-06-26T23:19:00.000-07:00

Later on I shall upload a poll! From pollcode.com.
Today was a bitty controversial. By controversial I mean causing Ariel to flare up.
Anyway it was the morning exercise bit.
Firstly, refer to Ariel's heated outrage about yesterday's mornin' exercise.
OK now, today, the very same teacher commented that we had improved, both in the actual doing of the exercise and also her new method - putting our hands in front of ourselves first before turning to the other side - with the exception of 6 classes, 6A and B, and 6J-M.
I was, am and will be chaffed about this. I clearly (as well as most of the P6s of course) heard her say that ALL of the pupils in aforementioned classes weren't improving.
Crap.
I can safely say that at least 5 people improved, including myself, Ariel, Etsuko, Xin Hui and Yan Tong. See? That completely overthrows her sweeping statement.
You mean that these 5 (I'm talking about the worst-case scenario here) people don't feel hurt that our efforts (mainly caused by the lack of throbbing left-arm pain) are simply overlooked by this generalization which is clearly FALSE?
YS said something about that most people from the aforementioned classes were not doing etc. etc. but how could she have known?! She wasn't here yesterday OR today during morning exercise what! Plus, how could see that known that the people from the aforementioned classes didn't try leh? She's not them what! I obviously know that I've tried mah, despite the less-painful-but-still-there pain today.
Well, anyway I shall skip abruptly to a highly disgusting part.
Beware! ;D
So I was threatening to eat LQ's stationery like yesterday. This time the poor like victim was his pen cap (since he snatched the pen away D:). I, on the remarkable dares of some people who are partially responsible, bit the pen. Plus licked it (the pen).
Actually it's tasteless, but still gross.
Following, while LQ's face was still contorted into a look of disbelief, I threw the gross (I cannot believe I think what I did was gross despite the fact that it was me who did the aforementioned disgusting actions) pen cap into the dustbin. Causing him to frantically freaking search for it.
To no avail.
And therefore I had to go over to the dustbin and take the pen cap out lor. Debris blocking the way included:
1. Ariel's bottle
2. Weird potato chip packet
3. Dust, hair and staples
Very eww hor! Why did I do that ah? -faints-
Hmm the noodles I'm eating now are quite nice.
-anticlimax-

//my insecure facet.

2008-06-26T00:36:00.000-07:00

Yes, I'm blogging again.
My insecure facet was dynamic today so I couldn't help but ask Ariel about three things about me.
1. My personality
2. My egoism
3. My stupidity
Her response for one, originally, was:
toey and plippy
For two:
very...obvious in blog posts lol but not the obnoxious kind
For three:
o.o
I of course objected to the adjectives used for describing my personality which are extremely vague. I am actually saddened (yes, saddened, not saddeD:) that she thinks my egoism is not obnoxious!
NOT OBNOXIOUS!
WHY!?!?!
-saddeD:-
Believe it - or not - I actually like being obnoxious.
Like when in SS today I shouted to Ariel's group: "Laos is boring!"
From what I saw from the map which totally didn't include shopping malls or playgrounds D:
However it has potential to be the next ecologically-friendly tourist's dream destination and I could invest in it etc. But I shan't tell you more about my ... eh, future investments like LQ suddenly did while ACBC-ing. By saying, "Oh, it actually isn't too bad..."
Causing me to prompt him about the future investment thing.
Causing him to refute this.
But bah.
Anyways, for three I'm also rather displeased. I possess a degree of stupidity let's say, being hungry a minute after eating an entire plate of noodles.
My domestic helper is visibly shocked when I announce this piece of information to her and she is all, "Oh My God" and "Gila ah". When I wanted to eat four slices of cake.
D:
Why so hungry leh! D:
Oh the cake is nutty D:
Me don't likes nuts! D:
*
Waiting for Ariel's post about today :D
I love lemon tea :D

//the day after yesterday.

2008-06-25T23:26:00.000-07:00

Eep! Like my new blogskin or not! I like it! It's...
-refrains from reciting the ad-
Ahem. Anyway, today my arm (the left one, actually, the one to vaccine against Diphtheria–Pertussis–Tetanus, therefore known as DPT! P.S. I think the Diphteria picture is scary D:) hurt ok! Not a sharp pain like in the injection but rather a duller more constant pain! Especially when you hit the upper arm (the part covered by a PE shirt sleeve) or when you stretch the hand. Like in Morning Exercise, which completely explains why 6J/K groaned and 'ow' when we had to do that action!
The Rubella injection arm don't hurt anymore!
(Sidenote: Xiaxue updated! Love!)
During SS we talked a lot and I attempted to eat LQ's highlighter. And correction tape dispenser. He had this incredulous look on his face which make trying to eat this stuff completely worthwhile ok.
Hem! :)
Eh, today quite boring D: Only tomorrow got the dreaded Chinese Spelling! And also I've tuition today lor! 2 hours course, plus trip to and fro is -
4 hours! Plus eating Mac - sorry, KFC.
OMG YESTERDAY ATE THIS!
TOASTED TWISTER!
Damn shiok lor! You must eat! :D
The chicken is tender inside and crispy outside!
The vegetables and tomato complement the toasted outside perfectly! 'cos vegetables have a distinctly vegetable-y taste and the tomato is sweet lor! The sauces make it perfect!
-waters at mouth-
I want again!
That's why I'm buying it after tuition ;D

//experiment on writing style.

2008-06-25T01:35:00.000-07:00

From this post onwards I shall refrain from:
1. using Singlish excessively
2. using made-up words to describe things
3. being disorganized in my posts
I shall also change my blogskin and my profile, etc.
This is because I feel like a change and I want to see what changing yourself to conform feels like. Fun, ~~horh~~
I think.
Therefore my writing shall be very boring and what's more, my vocabulary will be still extremely limited. Look forward to mediocre posts.
My personality will not change, though. I cannot assure you that my style will be as funny as before, nor as vibrant. However I can assure you I will use perfect grammar.
And spelling.
And punctuation.
But I think I need help with paragraphing, ~~horh~~?
Well, see you soon!
(Edit)
Shall set to work.
Plus, I GIVE UP.
I fulfilled the changing blogskin thing but not my style of writing.
Conforming is TEDIOUS, why do people do that? D:
(/Edit)

//死亡之针(translated: Needle Of Doom)

2008-06-24T23:50:00.000-07:00

Today 6J/K got injection and health check-up lor! Damn weird deh!
Because it's the most interesting -roll eyes- event I will focus on it hor! So the other P6s who haven't jab yet can get a feel of what it's like.
OK so after all the boring routine stuff... THE ~~FLICKING~~ NURSE CAME IN WORH!
Ahh so we proceeded to library, took out socks and shoes etc.
Then ...
First Station
Taking height and weight. I was wobbly at my knees liaoh lor. YS or YYX ask me why, 'cos not injection yet, so I tell them, "that means it's one more station closer to 死亡之针!"
Wah! (The term 死亡之针 was coined jointly by me and Ariel, copyrighted 2008)
And suddenly they very scared also already.
Did I tell you when I'm nervous I'll get stomachache ah?! Horrid leh!
OK so erm, took our height and weight. I'm only 150.6cm lor! Damn short leh, compared to YYX. She's 157.somethingcm or something. D:D And I'm 37kg! Hehe.
OK so...
Second Station
Vision test. YYX was (Sidenote: I suddenly get a funny taste in my mouth :O) worrying frantically 'cos she has Myopia. Mrs. Chan was holding a video/cam and pai1ing us lor! How terribly ewil D: Also after some chatting, mostly about the test and fashion, we had this snippet of conversation:

Me: What's your height, Mrs. Chan?
Mrs. Chan: It's a sensitive question!
Some others: Huh?
Me: That means she's short!

WAHAHAHA. I got tooted (Can you imagine a teacher poking you ah?) by her and then she went off, muttering something about coming back from the holidays doesn't mean I can be so daring. So then the vision test. Without glasses, both sides only can see maximum of ONE letter, and that was my left eye hor. Right eye kosong. I've lazy eye D:
-piaks eye, or at least attempt to-
And with glasses can read a lot, very fast somemore! Nurse proclaimed perfect vision, which is a tad confusing 'cos my degree is 800+ and is thereby classified shittaye already. Must be watching Tel- how on earth do you speak the 'Tely-Tubbie'-sounding show? -confused look-
OK so off I went with 7 steps to the next place -woots, not-
THIRD STATION
Hah. Was the most embarrassing part, which was -ahem- the body checkup, consisting of (for girls lah) 1. Heartbeat check 2. Puberty check 3. Backbone check 4. Colour-blindness check
I think. Started with colour-blindness check. Confirmed I not one.
Suddenly realised colour-blind people have troubles designing/matching colours right? ._. Or maybe not! :D
Erm, after the colour-blindness (feel like being lazy and just typing blindness D:) check was the heartbeat check. Sounds very innocent right?! HELL NO WORH! The nurse put her hand under my blouse and UNDER MY SINGLET.
!
Why must like that one! So weird lor! ._. D: D: D:
-controls myself-
After that, was the most embarrassing part. After a certain extremely personal question concerning something which produces blood from The Land Down Under (not Australia. And LQ was talking about Australia in class today, as well as faking an Australian accent), the nurse -chokes- put her hand under my skirt and erm, did something to my underwear. Like pulling it and eh, looking?
Whatever.
总之，是令人不好意思地啦！
Eep. Still having the shudders now. We-ll, it's better for the girls though 'cos -stiffles giggles- the nurse was female leh. And the boys were also... -coughlaughcough-
Afterward KNS!
FOURTH STATION
(Sidenote: My laptop is emitting strange, fart-like noises)
Eh, did all the procedures lor then the first injection. Was for Rubella (love how the word slips off my tongue! Sound very sexy hor? Ru...bella, I think. OK. CANNOT LAUGH DE. Andrew Chia (ewil!) said something and made me laugh lor! Damn pain ok! Not the make you scream kind lah, but it's like ... the pain is like deep inside your arm one lor! Not that terrible (as many a hyped-up determined P6 student last year caused you to tremble in fear) lah, actually. And the pain is only a while, followed by some cramping (typed crapping almost). Couldn't have lasted more than 2 minutes. And the nurse is damn scary lor! You know those kind like squirt the liquid in the air kind? SHE DID THAT CAN! Freak me out lor! And then she was patient. "Follow my instructions and it won't be pain."
MY FOOT LOR. But still appreciate her erm, attempt at cheering me up. I think Andrew was like, "Don't tense up, or -" -cue laughter- I could feel the needle pressing through my skin leh... OK eh next one!
After pressing a weirdly-shaped piece of cotton wool to the jab-area, went to sit with the others (Etsy, CH, Andrew). CH when taking her jab was like all contorted lor. Very freaky I thought it was super painful lor! Then when Etsy take her jab was all calm and collected. No change in expression one de lor! ._. OK so waited till my turn.
The nurse first gave me this 2 drops of terrible-tasting liquid. My advice is that you just swallow. Less bitter that way. And the aftertaste is quite ok lah, even nice :D
Then jab liaoh lor. The process is less painful than that of the first jab but after that will cramp for a few minutes, depending. So I think it's evened out lah! :D
All in all not bad deh. I had a sadistic kick in seeing contorted faces. Yeah I know I'm sadistic lah ;) Heh, and then the cotton wool stick to my wound deh! My blood formed a perfect adorable face: 2 eyes, one mouth, and somemore got rosy cheeks lor! Some people bleed A LOT like the cotton wool is partially soaked with blood D:
Actually it all depends on the individual lah, don't blame me if you damn pain for 3 days cannot write or type hor! D: I won't hold responsibility for it!
:D
死亡之针要到了。。。你无路可逃。

//quiz i stoles from sylvia.

2008-06-24T00:19:00.000-07:00

I was invariably attracted by the first question.
Quiz:
1.If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
ERM, cry and stuff.

2.If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
Everything I want, packaged together called the 'ROFLFF WANT IT' package. Yep.

3.Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now?
Count my wrinkles. Wait, do I even have wrinkles? Ohkay, eh, count my gray hairs.

4.Are you confused of what lies ahead of you?
Yes, I don't like FLICKING PSLE (Actually it's flicking, not the F-word hor)

5.What's your ideal lover like?
Someone I can talk to and who understands me for who I am. Like fairytale hor? Well, I think the least is that I don't puke at the sight of him lor.

6.Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
I'm lovin' it! -> Not accurate.

7. What is the one thing that pisses you off about the opposite sex?
Sexism lah.

8.How far will you go for the one you love the most?
Until the sky corner sea corner. Not.

9.Is there anything that makes you unhappy these days?
Everythin' that piss me off, which basically ain't answering the question though.

10.What is your favorite fairytale of all time and why?
Cinderella. No, seriously, The Tale Of Fiona The Wonderful :D

//ze second day of school.

2008-06-23T23:18:00.000-07:00

This time I'm not gonna rant. Not much, anyways.
Yesterday me drank bubble tea -dreams-.
-cough-
We-ll, I've 2 new family members and they are the hamsters!
Yes I've got 2 new hamsters!
._.
Wonderful for me who loves animals. I promise not to be cruel and mean to them, etc.
Actually I got them a few days ago. Anyway, they're one female one male, Viver and Hammie (along with many nicknames such as Ah Pui) respectively!
OK you may bombard me questions about my hamsters at my tagboard but I shall continue. :D
Erm, today we shuffled seats D: me and Ariel no longer sitting together for the good of our PSLE results. So I'm seated next to Yen Siang who's a wonderful person to say the least! (I am not typing that just because Yen Siang might see it)
Behind me is LQ and Wei Ren and ...
Anymore, around me is mostly Green House members lor! So unfair one! -saddeD:-
-stomach growls-
I want mon Char Kway Teow.
O_O Yep that's Frenchish.
._.
Anyway, after the seating arrangement stuff we had the Semester Two Elections - for the posts of the monitors lor. AC and YYX, the previous monitors, are now respected and AKA the MMs - Monitor Mentor. They seemed to have skipped the SM - Senior Monitor post but that's OK lah.
Anyway, (why am I using so many 'anyway's?) erm, we had the election.
The new monitors are -drumroll-
LQ ANDDDD - actually his rumoured love (actually confessed) or like - PF!
So the rest of the people were all like laughing and 'teng teng teng teng'-ing (the Wedding March) and Ariel forcefully whispered, "it's perfect!"
By the way, that was the second election because in the first election when the original results were released, everybody was uproar-ing (I doubt the validity of the word) and being hysterically-weird, after the blogskinner hysterically-weird.
Forgive me, I'm weird. And hysterical. And failed my NAPFA 1.6km Second Try (I was all wobbly and felt... unwell D: And after that was recess and I ate chicken rice (borrowed money from Ariel 'cos my dearest father didn't give me my money) and felt like vomiting lor!) but that's ok.
Like real.
Anyway (here it goes again!), the teacher in charge AKA chen2lao3shi1 doubted the integrity of the election and was supported by YYX, the Monitor Mentor.
So we re-elected only to arrive at the same results!
Wonderful, ain't it?
But PF is contemplating (or the seat will go to Etsy. BTW, for the second elections there was the 'Final Four' dubbed by the TIC (Teacher-In-Charge). Hah, they were PF, LQ, Etsy and Wei Ren lor! I mean, it is also rumoured that Etsy and Wei Ren are mutually lovish, or something, so it's weird lah.
Ahh I'm warbling again! D:
OK so we leave the election thing and move on into an expected nag/scold/lecture by chen2lao3shi1 about BGR in Primary School. Shan't comment more for Ariel, the critically-hated -cough- critic shall criticize this lecture/scold/nag. Later. Or now. Don't know.
Eh, I've more to say! (I know the content of this post is peppered with connectors (whatever that is, and what's the actual word?) and uglified gory details and more that might cause you readers severe indigestion -gasp- and land you in (there I go again) KK Hospital, Ward 49.
Ahem, as I was saying, I haven't talk about eh, music lesson.
Got this cool (super, hyper, very) music-making IT Creative thing lor.
Aiyoh don't talk already. Watch viddy.

//very busy (or not).

2008-06-23T06:24:00.000-07:00

~~This will be my last post @ takethemrt.~~
I cannot give it up now lorh. Must wait till after PSLE ;D then I shall start up my secondary school blog (I cannot see the point of doing that, but look at fickle me!).
Today I had a daydream that I suddenly was extremely fluent in French and Spanish and went on to become a great - no wait, some idiot crashed onto my back and didn't apologize.
Oh well. Too late to apologize liaoh! :D
Erm. Is that a wrong emoticon?
Ariel keeps using the wrong emotion, mainly O.O in her REAL-LIFE conversations with me. Whenever I say something remotely extra-ordinary, she'll go... You guessed right.
O.O
Very irritating!
Also is my DC-d laptop who revived after my mum kick-started it. Hmph! Lappie bu4ting1hua4!
Got Niko a weird Humphalump or something. Some Pooh character lah.
Anyway I lost my diary.
Yes this is hyper-un-synchronized 'cos I'm feeling happy I can blog already!
-hyperventilates-
By the way,
READ SHERLOCK HOLMES!
That vaguely reminds me of Ariel's current obsession. Hmm...
Oh well. I shall blog tomorrow ;D if anyway interesting occurs.
Wait - I WANT BLOGSKIN !
(Yes new readers, I'm weird in that random way. Random in that weird way. Way in that random weird. Weird way in that random. Random in that weird way. O.O)
Person A: You are a toe!
Person B: O.O!
(Must say like -oh-dot-oh-) It rhymes.
OK forgive my weirdism. :D
._.
Wrong emoticon again!
-saddeD:-
Wahahaha.
I've taken to using "sadded" and "deh" in my speech now D: So weird deh.
There it goes again.
I WANT BLOGSKIN !
Sometimes I remind myself of a borderline-autistic or ADHDHD (whatever lah eh, ADHD?) child you know?
Like with many unconnected rambling characteristic of a suckaye blogger...
Yep that's my insecure facet talking again. Ignore it.
Like how I want to make shoes and clothes. That's my fashion facet (What's that A-word? - Alliteration!). Ignore it.
Like how I want to get SOTD and make blogskins and images for my entire life until I'm 80 after which I make ... jewelry. Or maybe until I finally contract atherosclerosis (YES I DON'T HAVE IT NOW! SAD HOR! and lie in the ICU... Ward - do they have wards? - 16? I have a talent for 4D, I think. :D)
So maybe instead of designing jewelry I gamble my fortune away! Fun right?
OMG I'm suddenly struck with the nagging thought of killing someone. Must be all the Sherlock Holmes D:
Or a detective!
A chef! Dessert!
OMG I almost revealed my creative food ideas such as Teriyaki Chicken Wings ._.
No wait did I say it out!? -stunned-
Never mind you don't understand the true meaning anyway.
WHY IS FLICKIN' S'PORE A MERITOECRATIC SOCIETY! IT SUPPRESSES MY CREATIVITY! IMAGINATION! SOUL! SPIRIT! BODY! Erm...
I think I better go liaoh.
Oh yeah.
STUNTS MY GROWTH!

//happy father's day?

2008-06-15T05:05:00.000-07:00

Rawr : D Just bathed and feeling nice and fresh! : D
Anyway, I ate a sumptuous dinner -feels very bloated- of crab, butter and salted egg (tastes nice ok) and sambal kangkong (my favourite vegetable dish :D) and oatmeal prawns and the list goes on. Surprising, only $80+ for a wonderful meal for 6 : D
Anyway today's Father's Day in S'pore here! :D After tuition (which was uneventful except I helped a tuition friend do her composition. Fine, I'm a big weirdo and that was wrong etc. etc. ._.) my brother attempted to emotionally manipulate my mum to get her to get him a FAKE (which he thought was real. Seriously, tell me how a real one would got 80 cents? -.-) Rubix Cube. Rawr. I snatched up a weird colouring-with-shiny-tube framed picture. So coloured it in with the shiny pigment for a Father's Day prezzie. Still drying actually -.-;
Anyway, I shall post an advertorial for no reason. I am ego. :D
ADVERTORIAL
For O2 Skin :D
Yesterday (OMG I ate at TCC ;D Rare treat horh! My 12 years of life never eat at TCC before lor! Very impressed by staff's politeness leh. Very long time never like that liaoh D: Oh and at night went Swensens' at North Point! 'Cos mum wanted to meet her 1003 Radio DJ - idols ._. Surfed the net and thought got Crystal Jade (it stated there got what) but in the end don't have D: Also got a mini-jean-skirt ._. at OP! OP<3 It's adult, XS ._. In case anyone wants to buy moi another one:D) after afternoon meal at TCC went window-shopping around Square 2 and Velocity lorh. 'Cos I complain to mum why never go out etc. and cried (that was last week I think D:) and embarrassed myself completely. Anyway, ate ice-cream (OMG I'm drifting further and further away from topic) and then incidentally stumbled onto O2. (Did you know the 3rd storey of Square 2 is Korean galore :O) Since I was running out of facial cream mum decided to look around for a new one.
The salesperson was damn courteous lorh! I think I'm biased 'cos she said my skin was very good ;D and my mum only had 'a little' blackheads, pimples, etc. Heh. Anyway we got 2 bottles (Buy 1 get 1 free! :D), one for moi one for mon mum.
Hehe really works ok! Just 1 day after using my facial cream (something lavender called something like Relaxing ._. or something) my skin is really noticeably smoother liaoh lorh! Must all rush there (or to any O2 skin outlet, really) and buy horh! The salespeople (at least at the Square 2 outlet) are super nice one, will help you find the best thingy for your skin.
Currently BUY 1 GET 1 FREE (erm, also at the Square 2 outlet).
P.S. Sorry Niko didn't see anything nice D: but perhaps since I'll be rushin' to watch Kung Fu Panda (finally phew) sometime next week I'll grab my wallet too ;D
Tomorrow mum will help me handle the posting and stuff for DSA. Currently ~~writing out~~ attempting to write out Personal Statement and not blog.
Toedles!
Noodles!
Spaghetti!
With meatballs!
Swensens'!
Cookie Summit!
Ice-cream!
Yummy!
Smooth!
O2 Skin!
Fiona!
I just love myself.

//song that completely depicts mah feelin's.

2008-06-13T02:28:00.000-07:00

Sittin’ at the freakin’ desk, my papers next to me

Tuition three and school gave me a stack of worksheets

Feel like slackin' but slacked my way through June already

Xiaxue rocks but sadly she ain't posting.

This song is crap and believe me I know it

blogging is the love but I can't blog for eternity

What to do, no, no, don't ask me to study

'cos I skin and study and do whatever sh*t I please

yeah

Hey now I start to sing

call me whatever I know I'm ACBC

I'm just feelin' down 'cos my life is crappy

No Kung Fu Panda no popcorn none for me

Hey now I start to sing

call me whatever I know I'm ACBC

I'm just feelin' down 'cos my life is crappy

Lunch a corner while I'm feelin' miffed

Sittin’ at the freakin’ desk, my papers next to me

Tuition three and school gave me a stack of worksheets

Feel like slackin' but slacked my way through June already

Xiaxue rocks but sadly she ain't posting.

This song is crap and believe me I know it

blogging is the love but I can't blog for eternity

What to do, no, no, don't ask me to study

'cos I skin and study and do whatever sh*t I please

yeah

Heh. No offence for any words or meaning or whatever.
If you want to use (like real lorh but just in case) must tell me ok. And credit me ok.
LOL.
OK now can study already :D

//happy birthday nikofoo!

2008-06-13T01:54:00.000-07:00

I admit I almost forgot ok.
Until Zhi Xin signed in just now._.
No she didn't remind me.
I'm such a horrible friend D:
But never mind. :D
I shall dedicate this post to you >.> (Copy Daryl)
Ahem.
Dearest Nicolette,
even though we don't talk very much in real life,
we are (counted right?) great friends outside of it (O_O Sound like in other dimension :O)
I shall give you a prezzie :D
/\/\&/\/\s!
________________
| |
| M&M (Crispy) |
| |
|________________|
._.
OK fine that wasn't very appetizing at all.
D:
I shall write a message then (bleah):
Dear Niko,
you are a marvellous friend. -nod head vigourously-
I am not joking. -shakes head-
You are always there, rain or shine, in blog or out of blog.
Yeah, not for me but whatever ._.
Rawr I'm bad at these things D:
I am suddenly reminded of Dora the Explorer.
OK erm,
Moi tres appreciates you as mon ami.
Warao like French + Singlish like that lor.
Sinch:D
I INVENTED NEW LANGUAGE. I DEDICATE TO NIKO!:D
Song (my last resort)
...
Ready?
...
Uno...
Dos...
Tres...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NIKO (FOO),
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
._.
Rright.
:) Happy Birthday~
Automessage I'm not in ze house.

//post dedicated to whining.

2008-06-11T03:30:00.000-07:00

Rawr. Don't prod me, I'm emoing about myself.
-sneeze-
-sneeze-
-sniff-
Etsy called to ask if I could go out with her and YYX and YS..
Z. Want go. But very behind on everything.
-shrug-
I am a boring and idiotic person who cannot appreciate anything.
Takes everything for granted.
Sh*tty friend.
Why is everyone so nice to me? :( Except my mother lah. She ignored me yesterday's yesterday leh! Because I never mug! (Which is a valid reason to ignore me but whatever, that's just so mean! -bimbo hair flip-)
Oh yes. I'm supposed to whine.
-whine-
Very angry wib myself lorh! (That 'wib' is intentional. I plan to sound bimboish. No, twittish.)
Iiee isshxx relliie SUHCKX! :(((
Rawr. Being twit is difficult. I shall just settle for being bimboish.
-roll eyes, flip hair-
Really -roll eyes- being a bimbo -flip hair- is difficult -roll eyes- lorh!
So I shall settle for grouchy and idiot Fiona. :D
No wait, cannot smile D:
Niko's back!
Whatever -cough-.
Bleeding Love.
Bleeding toe.
No, my toe isn't bleeding but whatever.
I feel like a person who's garnering sympathy for not doing her revision. That's so weird. D:
I'm gonna fail my PSLE and guess who to blame?
Moi.
Actually, that was a good point to end off but I still want to hang around.
I attempted skinning just now but failed.
Warao. I can't even skin, can't even study, then what? Sh*t?
Sorry for being exceptionally vulgar today.
I told Niko I didn't mug whole of June and she was like:
O.O
wtf
lol
Oops. That's bad. You shan't hear from me this June after this post so you all must:
1. All readers with blogs should link me so that I can get more Technorati authority
2. Not read Ariel's blog because she is House-obsessed and needs sleep
3. Not comment rudely on my skins because I have atherosclerosis and cannot be agitated
4. Read more Xiaxue because she rocks
5. Not prod me because you should leave me to emo and rot in a corner while you enjoy Kung Fu Panda and choke on your popcorn and enter KK Hospital, Ward 15.
Cheers and bye.

//anger full already.

2008-06-09T21:58:00.000-07:00

I realize I'm not angry anymore! That's quick!
But wait... I'm angry!
With myself for not doing my work! My original schedule for today was:
1. Revise entire P4 Science (file).
~~2. Complete rest of tuition homework.~~
3. Write in EL Journal.
4. Do E2 (yes I know I'm damn damn damn slow!)
5. (translated) Revise CL Spelling (Units 1~5).
6. PSLE Booklet CL MCq Pg 9-19.
7. Write out Math stuff in Math notebook.
This post shall be updated according to when I finish my stuff :D OK toedles! :D
(edit)
After I finish everything above I will make a blogskin. Watch this space ;)

//how can that technoratiiii like that one!

2008-06-09T21:52:00.000-07:00

Warning: Ego post. No, make that very ego.
I AM FREAKING ANGRY LORH!
ALICIA (random BS.comer who I bombarded, soz!) SAID THAT BEING 490, 525 ON THE TECHNORATI PLACING IS FINE BUT I DAMN UNHAPPY CAN!
MY BLOG IS SO NICE WHY SO FAR ONE!
SOMEMORE I ~~JEALOUS~~ENVIOUS OF NIKO LORH! HER PLACING IS LIKE 387,846 CAN!
YES I SHALL ALTERNATE BETWEEN BOLDING AND UNDERLINING MY TEXT!
I VERY ANGRY!! RAWR!
WHY!?!
(edit)

TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
hi nikkoooooo. aren't you supposed to do work? : D
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
heyos
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
nope
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
bumpx
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
wah.
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
;D
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
what happened to your work after lunch?
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
going out shopping
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
tomorrow
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
me slacking
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
-_-;
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
SLACKER!! : D
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
my placing in technorati?
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
YESSSS.
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
erm/
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
?
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
link to technorati blog placing pwease
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
me wanna seee
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
ok toe : D
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
ty toe
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
ok!
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
done!
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
omg/
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
why did it change so fast?
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
??
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
whaaa?
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
your placing!
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
where is e link?
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
me wanna seee
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
the post.
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
i edited it.
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
oh.
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
okies ty
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
just got it
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
omg!!!
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
387846 wad
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
oh phew it didn't change.
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
-.-
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
i was looking at ariel's.
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
ey no.
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
...
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
whats hers
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
ARIEL'S PAGE HAS NOTHING!
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
wtf..
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
lol
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
most of HER reactions are from moi!
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
er..
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
lol..
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
http://technorati.com/search/acidburnedheart.blogspot.com
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
yay
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
hmph.
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
do i have e highest rank among p6 gepers?
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
ahh dunno.
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
ewil! D:
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
lemme check xuan's : D
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
k
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
143,420 - am i dreaming.
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
OMG
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
WHAT THE FEI HUA
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
SO SO SO SO SO...
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
FREAK LORH!
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
must all link to me more horh!!
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
wtf..
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
http://technorati.com/blogs/catlover261.blogspot.com?reactions
#.NiKO(: . | | . HTTP://DARKPHOENIXX136.BLOGSPOT.COM says:
LEONG XUAN LI!
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
AH!!!!!
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
WARAO.
TAKETHEMRT.BLOGSPOT.COM ( time will tell if you've been workin' and life will tell if you are a toe. says:
I FEEL LIKE PIAKING HER WITH A PIECE OF CALORIFIC MEAT!

//sabohd by niko!

2008-06-09T19:10:00.000-07:00

Name the 20 people you can think of right now.
Don't read the questions till you've named the 20 people.
At the end of this, sabotage 5 people to do this.
This list shall be girls and boys. Alternately o_O.
In alphabetical order for girls, alphabetical order for boys.
(I shall ignore the alphabetical thing)
1. Ariel
2. Zheng Hong
3. Niko
4. MPC
5. Xuan
6. Andrew Chia
7. Zhi Xin
8. Andrew Loh
9. Sylvia
10. Joseph
11. Yvon
12. Reudi (deliberately placed here!)
13. Yarlytehstarfish
14. Jeremy (BS.com)
15. Thalia
16. Jeremiah
17. Qing Yun
18. Yi Shu (I've to resort to using people that I don't really know!)
19. Etsuko
20. Daniel Chin
How did you meet 14?
Jeremy? Erm, BS.com Outing thread!

What will you do if you don't meet 1?
Ariel? I will not do anything because I don't know of her existence.

What if 9 & 20 dated?
Sylvia and Daniel Chin? Well, firstly they're incompatible, don't know each other and also Etsy will be furious :D

Will 6 & 17 ever be together?
Andrew Chia and Qing Yun? Hmm, that gives me an idea... but no, I don't think so.

Describe 3.
Niko. Long hair, extensive vocabulary, my friend and erm, fellow flamer!

Is 8 attractive?
Andrew Loh. Quoting Niko AND Xuan: why do i always have this horrible luck in quizzes. no he is not!

Describe 7.
Zhi Xin. Is quiet and a silent scream in a world of unfairness. OK, I'm being dramatic here. Great friend?

Know any of 12's family memebers?
Reudi?! Quoting Xuan: yeap. HIM. xD!

What will you do if 18 broke up?
Yi Shu? WTFH? I dunno. Nothing, I guess.

What language does 15 speak?
Thalia. English, Singlish, Mandarin and according to Xuan, French! :O Fellow French-speaker! Well, maybe not (if you call my French French. Frenchish)

Who is 9 going out with?
SYLVIA? Dunno :(

How old is 16?
Jeremiah is 12, I think.

When was the last time you spoke to 13?
Yarleytehstarfish? A month ago?

Who is 2's fave band?
Ariel should know about Zheng Hong. ;D

Will you ever like 4?
I DISLIKE THIS QUIZ! WITH MPC?! I LAUGH AND CRY AND PUKE AND FINALLY THROW MYSELF INTO THE BATHTUB! IF I HAVE ONE!

Will you ever date 1?
Ariel? But she's taken by ZH! :O And even if she wasn't I wouldn't. :P

Is 19 single?
Etsuko is most certainly not single. She is dating - 20! :D

What's 10's last name?
Seriously I've no idea about Jeremy (BS.com).

Will you ever be in a relationship with 11?
We're already in friendship! :D That's Yvon and moi!

What's the school of 3?
Niko? NYPS.

Where does 6 live?
Andrew Chia and me are absolutely clueless about each other.

Favourite thing about 5?
Xuan? (Ewil grin) She sabohs Niko! :D And is funny and sot sot teh.

FIVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO DO THIS QUIZ TO SABOH!
Ariel, Sylvia, dunno, dunno, dunno :D

//yesterday and today.

2008-06-09T18:41:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I went to my aunt's place! (very excited)
But no photos D: Wanted to get cab originally but alas they all were ewil and ignored my grandma, me, brother and sister. And they totally saw us can! My grandmother is of big size.
*ahem*
Anyway, we took the MRT there - longer by 10++min leh, the trip! D: Untoey.
Once we got to my aunt's place, the dogs started barkin'. Wei-Wei was as playful as ever, bouncing up to us and licking us and attempting to 'kiss' my brother (by licking him on the lips. Wait, that sounds like KFC). -_-; Which, by the way, he almost succeeded in. Waha!
Lucky was timid D: and ran to my aunt's room lorh! Alamak! But anyway I managed to carry her after coaxing ultimatum by said aunt.
Then after a bit of running around with dogs and carrying them, my aunt proposed we see her new (she's now married to uncle ._.) house leh! Not done yet (that's why she's still staying at her mum's place) but soon! (We might go see it next week :D 16th!)
So there we went. In my uncle's car (the one married to said aunt), with uncle and aunt and moi and brother and sister and grandma. I got 2 scratches by Lucky in car (Wei-Wei didn't go, he was too crazy. I bet if he went, I would be lying in the hospital and you will have to go to Ward 21 to see moi) after my sister, the famed dog-hitter entered the car a while later.
So *skipp*. House was damn big, and really windy lorh! Somemore Master bedroom has little sun leh! Shiok! The front part of the house (where the door was) has black shiny diamond-shard-studded tiles. Apparently, it cost my aunt and uncle $2000.
Woo! *skipp*
Back to aunt's place and then second aunt (OK fine it's really confusing) came out. Rawr! :D We chatted a bit. Then aunt again proposed we go to buy ice-cream! (My brother startlingly revealed he wanted ice-cream in the car, when we're going back to aunt's place from aunt's /uncle's place!)
Woops! Went 7-Eleven and got a Ben and Jerry's :O Fudge thingy that was super nice ok! And also a Mango Tea for moi and a Blueberry Tea for brother! And also aunt sneaked in Hershey's Cookies&Cream choccie bar AND the Hershey Kiss thingy. The candy-coated colourful one.
:O More than $15 spent, that I'm sure of - after all, the ice-cream was like $14+? Dunno. D:
Anyway we went back. That was when we started trading the 7-Eleven the little soccer Doraemon things with second aunt! She has a whole collection of 7-Eleven collectibles :D
Haha now we have England, Czech Republic and erm, forgot. But originally we had Netherlands but traded for England. I suspect Netherlands is rarer but never mind. :D
Anyway we left them at aunt's place what.
OK so then I was interested in second aunt's cutting of vegs. Helped a bit in peeling sweet potatoes, and cut a bit of carrot (although I was told not to D:).
Aunt has a bottle of Maggi concentrated chicken stock -
WAIT DOMESTIC HELPER JUST CAME IN SAID SHE WANTED GO NTUC ASKED ME IF I WANTED ANYTHING I SAID PEACH TEA! WOOT!
that was damn nice ok. DAMN NICE.
Can make chicken soup!
Haha so watched and hung around in ~~chicken~~ kitchen. (By the way, before all the cooking stuff and while me and brother ate our ice-cream, Wei-Wei (sorry all Wei-Wei fans!) peed and drank it as he lacked of water in bowl D:) Added a bit of that chicken stock into some bowls of original noodle-water (water used when cooking noodles. Turned brown :O like noodles) and it got poured into wok (aunt's mum was frying it very energetically LOL. Frying vegetables and the earlier noodles together! As well as chicken) leh! As vegetables and noodles and chicken were too dry.
Then we had to go home, after moi sneaked a cup ice-cream (a Twist thing. Sold in BK one)that uncle bought for my sister *ahem! She has a feverish coughish* home. It was all melty and I mixed it all up, first with a chopstick and then with my mum's Blender Bottle. Saw that it didn't fill entire cup! D: So erm, mixed again in Blender Bottle with my house's cookies&cream ice-cream until it did! :D
Set in freezer for about 3 hours. Tasted quite nice ok! First there's the strawberry flavour, then the cookie&cream one with a bit of chocolate thrown in. Ah, and I finished the remaining cookie&cream ice-cream . *cough* Very little, really!
And attempted to make strawberry ice-cream with strawberry milk and a bit of the earlier ice-cream mixture, the Twist+cookie&cream one. :D Tastes like strawberry but with the consistency of ice-cream!~
OK I shall cease this post because I have to do work. Bye!

//wahlao.

2008-06-06T22:44:00.000-07:00

I realised I haven't done ANYTHING for DSA yet leh. And Niko finished le leh!
OMG :O
My mum is steadfastly refusing to do anything for my DSA because according to her I never study. Hah! I do too lorh, just... a bit lesser lorh.
OK fine from now on I shall start mugging like siao.
How do you do that?
...
...
HALP!
I must send schedule for BS.com outing to mum leh.
Bye.
{EDIT}
EVEN ARIEL HAS START ZOMG WTFH
{/EDIT}

//what bronchitis.

2008-06-06T22:10:00.000-07:00

I don't know if I spelt bronchitis right. Whatever.
I IS HAVING BRONCHITIS.
Indeed. *nods head seriously*
My mum say can die leh! How?! I don't want to die!
But Ariel say cannot die!
._.;
BS.com outing I is going *woot?*
Ariel BS.com got debate leh! Joseph the organiser tell me to call myself Ms. Teo :)

takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
Hello I am ms. teo.
takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
i am ms. teo.
takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
-_-;
|JOSEPH says:
sounds like my teacher
|JOSEPH says:
ok thn
takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
:O
|JOSEPH says:
8-|
takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
OMG I DO NOT WANT TO SOUND LIKE YOUR TEACHER (or any teacher for that matter).
|JOSEPH says:
why? teachers pay are high
takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
but i'm not paid.

Huff! I am insulted he thinks I'm teacher-ish! D:
Somemore I'm not paid can!
*calm down* *erupts into cough-ter*
My cough is those hacking cough types and doctor said my lungs were phlegmy -_-;
Is there even such a word (my in-built FF dictionary says non.)
Oh yes I am embarking on a project to: 1. make shoes (actually it's my Fashion Design part talking so ignore it) 2. learn Spanish on top of French
In a sentence I shall heck-care Mr. English and freely punctuate my speech! :D Example:
"Oui, indeed,(learnt this following phrase from Agatha Christie's Curtain: Poirot's Last Case leh! :D)mon ami, muchos gracias for that!"
(Yes, indeed, my *opens translation website* friend, many thanks for that!"
Yes. And now my conversation with Joseph is going weirdly:

takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
rawr i'm younger than you how can i be a teacher?
|JOSEPH says:
age doesn't matter huh
takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
fine.
takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
today joseph we're going to learn about bronchitis because i have that.
|JOSEPH says:
*take out my notebook, and pen, then stare at ms teo
takethemrt.blogspot.com/ w00t! says:
bronchitis is an infection of the bronchi.

Yes my egotistical self shall talk all about moiself...
Ooh Italian sounds nice should I learn Italian too? :D Then I can order pasta and pizza freely leh! With French I can order all the creme brulee stuff and with Spanish... erm, it sounds nice? ._.
Forgive my superficiality. D: (P.S. I learn Spanish from my sister's Dora The Explorer tapes. Should watch it. Now I can count to ten in Spanish liaoh leh - more than I can say for my French. Anyway, I shall show-off my lowly command of Spanish.
Numbers 1-10 in order- Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, sies, sietre (not sure how you actually write it but it sounds something like siet-tay I think), ocho, nuevre, dez (pronounced as (somewhat) dies? Spanish-speakers don't hurl insults at me, especially insults in Spanish horh)
Anyways, I've to be going now. Blogged quite a bit today horh? :D Ta.
Bonne nuit in advance

//v. depresseD:

2008-06-03T18:30:00.000-07:00

I feel very weiqu-d now leh!
OK so this is how the incident started:
Lala me and my brother discovered my gameboy *ahem* and I started playing it. For about 40minutes.
So it seems, my brother has his outing and he wants to bring my gameboy, and of course I refused 1. I don't want him to lose it 2. I want to continue playing 3. I was in middle of a process in the game whereby I couldn't save the game.
So my brother took a toy shopping basket from the living room and hurled at me in the dining room. Missed. Took a Hello Kitty fan (those button type) and flung at my head. Didn't miss.
What did I do? Cried of course. The fan was solid hard.
D:
My grandma was bathing but when she came out she started whacking me. For crying.
WTFH HOW CAN LIKE THAT ONE AH.

//fever.

2008-05-27T22:30:00.000-07:00

D: Had fever yesterday and still having fever now! D:
Very untoey! D:
But I feel kinda OK - except for that irritating slight headache (rather forehead heat but never mind). Yesterday I slept from about 4p.m. to 6p.m. (frequently waking up to emo about my headache) and then I bathed, before stumbling to my grandma's room to whine about my fever. She gave me these really giant (serious! Each as big as half your thumb) tablets and a meagre amount of water! D: Asked me to top up after first tablet (very tired and untoey now) and then ate the second tablet after drinking the more water.
Finally dragged myself to brother's bed (we sleep in like the double-decker kind and reason why I slept on his bed is: 1. His one is the bottom one and I really too tired to walk up le! D: 2. I was afraid I would vomit on my bed (I did that once and it was gross leh) and so being ewil (hey, he doesn't even sleep on his bed lorh! D: He plans to alternate between my parents' room and my grandma's room until he's in uni - obviously weird, but never mind) me I slept on his bed!
Woke up a few times because of too much noise. Slept until about 4 today (I was really tired and tried to sleep again!) until grandma ~~woke moi up gently~~ grandma thought I was asleep and prodded me gently (although I was awake and trying to sleep-_-) and asked me if I was still down with fever. Took me temp. and was like, 37.3C I told no. So then I did my morning routine, periodically taking my temp. and being hysterical when it rose by 0.1C ._.
Sneaked my thermometer into school ;)
Took temp. very often (I think consecutively) and wailed to friends.
*skip*
Ariel ranted about the speaker (in the hall)'s pronunciation of 2 chinese characters until my headache got worse. Argh. (Spread fever to her though ;D She was constantly calling me 'ewil')
*skip*
Lalala. That ends it! :D
I so do not like Ariel's latest post. ENOUGH HOUSE!

//tag quiz by sylvia toe.

2008-05-26T22:32:00.000-07:00

1. Do you enjoy watching porn?
Don't even watch it, and I wouldn't any. Ew. D:

2. What do you want the most now?
♥♥♥, $$$ :D Same as Sylvia!

3. Do you believe in afterlife?
YES and I want to have a perfect afterlife in Heaven ;D

4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
Duh yeah. Hating some right now. D:

5. When do you wish to die?
When I feel that I've done enough with my life (when I'm 90, perhaps :D)

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
-_-; Saw liaoh lah.

7. What impossible things you would wish to do?
Erm, have superpowers ;D and become a cleaner :D

8. Do you believe in eternal love?
Still yes because I haven't been there.

9. Have you broken someone's heart that he/she tried to commit suicide?
Eh, no.

10. What feeling do you love most?
Peaceful, with dark windy clouds + a camera going anywhere I'd loved to. Like Sylvia!

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Erm, likes me? And eh, isn't ugly and skinny like a bamboo pole? And erm, got credit card! :D

12. What feeling do you hate the most?
Cheated/betrayed, angry

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Yeah :D

14. Is there anything you're looking forward to in the next few weeks?
Erm, HOLIDAYS MAH! :D Possibly my mum's bringing me someplace fun (after I've done enough revision of course :))

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My life, my passion and erm, my toes! :D

16. Who do you hope to be always there for you?
Family and best friends and bf (if I have one lah).

17. Do you find life meaningless?
Somethings when I'm emoing D:

18. Who do you love the most?
Ego me of course;)

19. What's your latest injury?
I think, stress fracture.

20. Is there a quote you live by?
How to save a life.

21. Who's the last person you slapped?
Ariel. Always Ariel :D

Instructions: Remove 1 question from above, and add in your personal question,
then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post.
Notify them in their tagboard that he/she has been tagged.
Whoever does the tag will have a blessing from all. Here it goes...
Add this question in, "Have you ever had a crush on someone 'forbidden'?" Like teacher, old guy, etc.

I wanna tag:
1. Ariel
2. Niko
3. Xuannie:D
4. Lex ;)
5. Sylvia (OK lah you don't want do never minddd:D)
6. ~~Mrs. Chan~~ Erm, Michelle! :D
7. Rachel
8. Thesockparody
9. (in case Sylvia don't want) Yvonnie ;)

//supptoday.

2008-05-26T22:03:00.000-07:00

First we listened to briefings etc. Then we set off for NTUC! :D
*skipp*
I was mostly left out D: of the actual cooking because my dear group members delegated me to the honorable task of cleaning whatever they'd messed up, and I'm still pissed. }:(
It's not like their skills are that good right? Fine, XH was innovative ;) in her Fruit Platter layout thingy, and Yen Siang was super good at cutting fruit and helping, but Etsy and YYX ... Erm, it'll suffice to say that they don't look like they've been in the kitchen before.
Etsy while stirring the batter according to Ms. Science AKA DaChangJin split some batter and continued happily stirring it while more nice smelling batter dripped down the Tupperware.
Oh yes, I didn't know Ms. Science was so damn good at baking etc. lorh! She knew exactly how to beat the batter (in the baking sense) and aided us in the operation of the Waffle Iron! ;)
Mr. EL wasn't here D: but in a way it was good... He didn't get to witness an accident and its aftermath. Quite a few GEPers will know and practically all of 6J/K. Hm, some things are just better left unspoken.
Rawr I missed the BS.com Mass Convo yesterday lorh! Very angry! D:}
OK that emoticon looks stupid (kinder alternative: toeplip)
*sniff* I seem to have gotten the cold from Etsy and YS! D:
Ah digressed, erm, well, I guess my group was OK lah, but I hate the way they treat me as though I was an errand girl. D: I got to mix a bit of the batter and pour it into the waffle iron and eat the apples and a strawberry but that was all. SERIOUS.
Not like I don't want to help and I never whined but they still ignore me lorh! Except the time YYX could tell the obvious displeasure in my voice about just looking and walking around washing dirty plates and asked Etsy if I could pour the batter into the waffle iron. I didn't even get to pour until the 'plates' were full lorh - Ms. Science barged in whilst I was happily scooping the smooth and vanilla-y and took over. D:
Then we used my sandwich maker leh, to make a puffy kinda French Toasty thing. :D Looks quite nice lorh but Ms. Science said it wasn't good enough. D:
I realise my sentences are mostly peppered with D:s and lorh.
Anyway, I know you will think this is a bit un-chronological but whatever! }:(
Ahah, during the party horh, I drank lots of Orange Squash and Pasta+Spaghetti and Fried Rice. Didn't eat the acclaimed sushi, nor my own group's work. Actually, no appetite to eat because of the accident that happened before, you see.
Now I shall go on surfing the net and chatting to Ariel.
Promise only a short while! :D

//anticipation building lorh.

2008-05-26T04:19:00.000-07:00

Ahh!
We making Waffles/Fruit Platter (chocolate splatter!)!
So damnnnnn excited lorh.
Ah! Cheer:
Toe, plip, toe plippy plip!
Tomorrow Shopping Day let's all leap!
Toe, toe, plip toey toe!
Forgive my pathetic try to make this go!
-.-;
I hopes to run to all four classes and sample all the foods *evil grin*.
And I shall consume all the waffleys! :D
Toe!

//battle of 7 days.

2008-05-25T22:20:00.000-07:00

Such is the current (dying) flame war on Ariel's blog.
The main troops for the opposing side are:
1. suigeneris
2. sherry
3. random/grace
4. retard
For Ariel's side:
1. ariel
2. flff, me (and all my alias)
D: So vastly outnumbered. But please don't try to help. It's confusing enough as it is! D:
Now I'll post the opposing troops' methods of battle!
SUIGENERIS:Acts noble, use cheem words and makes sense though participates only sometimes. Emotional manipulation, belittling
SHERRY: Uses the fact that she's a bio student (:O That's so hard to achieve!) to attack us, along with her supposed level of superiority (basically nil?). Rallied retard, I think. Oh yeah, and uses incorrect grammar and spelling. D: Belittling, insults
RANDOM: Attacks coherently and rather inactive. Hits are occasional, and of medium-strength. After being overwhelmed escapes and reappears a while later. Insults, emotional manipulation
RETARD: Angry with Ariel for calling him retard, and of course that makes no sense because his name is retard (we've nothing else to call him!). Method somewhat like Sherry's only less sarcastic and more angry and direct. Belittling, insults
OK let us move to a cheery topic!
Erm, I've none.
Whatever ta! :D Revision -_-;
Hope to bump to suigeneris. He could be erm, a worthy opponent?
Speaking of which, some attacks on him:
1. So you are such a devoted GEP student that you side with the people who think Ariel (and I) are elitist, and seriously you think that people who call another party *ahem* are better? -.-'
2. Me/Ariel didn't use the fact that we were GEP students to annihilate the other party. We just mentioned it, and so what if we did? There was no malicious intent, whatever your conscious might tell you.
Ta. :D

//lolcatz.

2008-05-25T05:59:00.000-07:00

I is wib love wib lolcatz:D
I is wanting to makes lolpepz :D
I muz stops usin dish brokan Engrish! :(
(Dish belows piccies from MIXOLOGIES:D)

From http://icanhascheezburger.com! :D

//very excited about tmr's tmr.

2008-05-25T03:31:00.000-07:00

Random re-strikes (randomly).
That is, the random on Ariel's cbox who is really random (maybe that's why he/she's called random?). Something about thinking Ariel thinks everyone else except her is a retard. Which is not true, because obviously she doesn't think that (insert smart guy here) is a retard, rendering the entire blatantly erroneous statement ... wrong!
Waha. Am in bloggish mood today. I seem to be in bloggish moods whenever I've a portfolio due the next day. It must be a psychological condition.
...
Portdefolioeyitis!
What the plip I've no idea what I was talking about. Forgive my mental power, or rather the lack of it. *sigh*
Random ._.
Decided to organise moiself! :D Do portfolio first, then Maths tuition homework, then... pack stuffs and organise schedule then I guess, revise (like I've the time lah please)?
Rrright. :)
Anyways I'm like excited about tomorrow's tomorrow which is the Class Party/Shopping Day.
Not, for your information, Class Day/Shopping Party. Which in my opinion will rock like plippiness but nooooooo.
D:
(Oh yeah I plans to change mon blogskin! To darkdegree! :D)
OK I've to do my actual portfolio now. Toodley.
*back*
Ha! To continue above hyperness. My group, consisting of XH Etsy YYX Teddy FLFF will be making 2 stuffs: Waffles, and fruit platter (chocolate splatter) (That rhymes! Woot! :D)
Waffles to be made in weird sandwich maker (mine) and not resembling waffles at all! D: But will still taste like it lorh. :D Will be spread with perhaps jam! :O
JAM! :D
Fruit platter will be splattered with chocolate syrup and will be made up of erm,
1. bananas (not nuts (ew))
2. apple :D
3. strawberries
I think. And oh
4. pears
Mrs. Maths walked over in midst of our very sensible discussion (with her cammie to boot) and said that strawberries were $8. :O And continued with her recitation of the prices of the needed stuffs.
Total?
$40.
Hastily we cut down to about $28 only. :D $3 over budget but still ok lah.
AH I'M DAMN EXCITED CAN! :D
Bye (for real) might be checkin' out skins.

//trying to figure out life.

2008-05-24T21:11:00.000-07:00

"It's a damn, cold, night.
Tryin' to figure out this life."

This is a very apt song for mon current emotions.
Firstly there's the whole DSA thing. And then the entire PSLE thing. Plus the erm, organising thing. I totally have OCD and I get very upset when I discover that my life is actually an entire mess. Great.
DSA: (employing Mrs. SS's portfolio comment to put subheadin's)
1. I must say Mrs. SS's scenario during the DSA talk by some vice-something was quite true (about Ariel going to RGS, then Fiona would want to go to RGS, etc.) and therefore I is confused.
RGS: Etsy, YYX, Niko, (Ariel), Elaine
NYGH: mon cousin, (Ariel), plus that whole 250^ thing
CGS: BSkinner, plus it's meant for the more linguistically-inclined which is ... me?
Argh. This is confusing! Alright then I apply for all - and hope I'll get through - lorh. ._.
PSLE:
Mug lorh. Ahh and one whole holiday mugging! OMPlip. D:
ORGANISING:
Nothing helps. Shiattaye.
I need love. TLC. Whatever. My mum is being extremely disparaging, and untoey.
xoxo

//dsa and all the troubles.

2008-05-24T06:01:00.000-07:00

For a person with almost zilch achievement except for being very idiotic and sociable, it's gonna be hard to successfully get into NYGH. A bskinner whom I admired propagandized me to join Crescent Girls' High, 'cos she's a Crescentian!
Rawr! Either NYGH or RGS, and if I'm that pathetic, then I'll go to CGS lorh. Sorry! ~
I'm presently frantically trying to think of tiny stuff to put into Testimonial. D:
I really should just give up eh...
Sads. DD:
I'm such a lovable and cheerful girl! :D Too bad S'pore's a meritocratic society who don't care no damn 'bout your wonderful personality.
D:
Ego.

//napfa w00te.

2008-05-22T00:13:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was NAPFA! For 5 stations, got 5 As! :D
Happy toe is me! :D
Ariel refuses to lend me her House VCD and internet don't have lorh! So untoey one. Tsk.
My life's is spiralling downward, and much boring. Rawr.

//mother.

2008-05-18T23:45:00.000-07:00

My mother is really quite what.
She went on to complain about my lousy blog compared to my friends (friends 1, me nil). And how they're SO organised while mine's like shiat (friends 2, me nil). Like they're updated etc. and mine's not (friends 3, me nil).
Firstly, the first point is subjective. Secondly, I don't see much of a difference, do you? Not like my profiles etc. are spilling over and stuff.
?!
Thirdly, the reason I hardly ever blog these days is because of your ban, maybe?
Now seriously trying/attempting to do third portfolio. Failing because I'm blogging and chatting. Which anyway, brings me to:
I hereby proclaim today official P6 GEP PORTFOLIO DAY!
Lots of P6 GEPers (from NYPS, at least) are online doing portfolio lorh! Because tomorrow's the due date for the 1st/2nd one! :D
Eh wait.
D:
OK I really should scoot and do the portfolio thingy. Done with coverpage (excessive use of colour, btw.)

//-_-

2008-05-18T20:09:00.000-07:00

Vesak Day today!
Yesterday went temple and erm, my father signed me up for some camp thing.
Which frankly I don't actually relish the thought of cheering and singing in this group of strangers. Wed-Fri, but Math tuiton on Thurs so maybe cannot go :D
First time I like Math tuiton seh! :D:D:D
BTW my lappie's connection is DOWN (also desktop's not, which is weird lorh)
Ah portfolio!!
OK byes now.
P.S. Any my-group members tag me on tagboard/email moi!

//aircon man came and went.

2008-05-14T23:36:00.000-07:00

I'm a poet and didn't know it._.
You see, my title is :
//aircon man came and went.
Rhymes right!!
-_-
Anyway, I totally made milkshake for Ariel to test and she said it tasted weird.
Prolly 'cos ice-cream's too valuable in our household and I didn't put it in.
Plus my 'put in blender' was 'shake in bottle'.
Today was quite OK. Went through some test papers, did Oral Presentation. Was very enthusiastic. I'm good at doing that.
FPS we went to computer lab to do presentation. My group is assuming the role of a Hong Kong parliamentary member (sounds damn cheem when you say it) and along it all I was trying out different accents such as:
1. Indian
2. Hong Konger
3. Singlish ._.
4. British/Australian mix (sounds quite posh :D But group member couldn't understand D:)
So untoey!!
Oh yeah, Ariel's recent catchphrase is something like:

'What a bad situation. So ...'

Leaving me to shout 'Untoey!'
Class Party/Shopping Day where we shop for food and cook 'em in class somewhere late May during May/June holidays seeming unpromising. I mean, I can't exactly lug an entire stove along to fry an egg, can I?
So untoey.
Just now was held up by aircon man(s) in room lorh. D: So untoey!
Anyway, class @ 4 D: So gtg do portfolio lah horh~
Be on on MSN if you want to speak to me.

2008-05-13T01:03:00.001-07:00

I am a boliao person and therefore I thought of making mon own bubble tea! :D
I am a relatively uncommonsensey person and therefore I got HL milk.
Causing said bubble tea to taste weird.
And I actually forgot the stupid sugar lorh._.
Anyway said bubble tea is browney, which ain't the correct colour but neh minds. I put too lil' milk and like 3/4 cup of tea! D:
Desperately need sugar! Argh.
OK BRB gets sugarrr:D.
Backs.
Sweeter now (!) but weirdy HL taste still there.
Tsk.
I microd the sugar and a bit of milk and glucose to get a sticky mixture (few drops). This my domestic helper has to clean up.
Anyway the sweet mixture helps 'cos a few drops gets it lots sweeter! : D
Yay!!
Wonder if I should trick my brother so that he'll drink my concoction - choccie of course...
Heh I'm damn ewil right?
Ta need to do EL D:
(I went kitchen saw that sticky stuff now is like, unstick?)

//mark my words.

2008-05-13T00:00:00.000-07:00

Ah! After exams results (most of them lah) are out!! :D
See, my overly excitable sentence did nothing to tell you I got the 2nd lowest in Maths for 6J/K!!
D:
By the way the Western chickenchop set's bread I just ate was nice lorh! :O Me wants more!
OK erm, so lemme state mon marks to you! :
MATH - 72.5 (SA) 73.4 (Combined)
EL - 85/95 (Main Paper) 29/30 (Oral) 26 (CompoD:) 86 (Combined)
CL - 88/90 (Main Paper:D) 29 (CompoD:)
HCL - 25 (!? CompoD:)
Compositions seem to be my bane.
Last period Mr. Plip droned through much reflections. I unfortunately had a weird stomachache like erm, dunno leh! ._.
Anyway I was groaning (serious) about it and then we had a few laughs.
:D
LQ says I'm obsessed with Touch My Body.
I AM NOT.

//mother's day.

2008-05-11T23:40:00.000-07:00

:D Celebrated M's Day yesterday with aplomb of NDPs! :)
Wrote a nice poem (rrright) and designed a random image made by blending our family's photos together. Then attempted to surprise her with a flashlight in the dark room (close door, window and off light).
Which, FYI, we failed lah.
Now Ariel's loading House eps for moi, which she's really willing to because... Erm, this response is positive~! :D
Got Maths back and v. facadey while people got their results, clapping and smiling this entirely fakey smile. I totally felt super bipolar then lorh, happy and sad at the same time.
OK so you know what kind of marks I got, roughly, then?
EL's okie lah, 86, but I was kinda hoping for 88 or something.
CL misread the 48/50 as 40/50 and got my toes in a twist while frantically checking and re-checking whether the freaking computer made a mistake in computing my marks!! Then recheck the marks on OAS and discovered mistake ._. Yipppeee! :D I rock! *dance*
For compre I'll get a maximum minuse (my word) of 6 marks so should be dandy and toey!!
By the way horh, Ariel damn ewil said toey is a like, synonym of bad lorh!!
SUPER UNTOEY LORH YOU!! D:
Hah. Assembly Ariel was uptight and getting her toes in a twist (as usual), ranting about the teacher/presentation's format and EL and CL. I totally agree lorh!! There were obvious grammatical errors and somemore got one word- wrangles- used wrongly! Context was something like: 'No hand bands (should be wristbands), wrangles (lol) or bracelets'.
!?
A webbie stated:
wran·gle (rnggl)

v. wran·gled, wran·gling, wran·gles

v.intr.

To quarrel noisily or angrily; bicker. See Synonyms at argue.

v.tr.

1. To win or obtain by argument.

2. To herd (horses or other livestock).

1. The act of wrangling.

2. An angry, noisy argument or dispute.
*gesticulate* Totally out-of-point liaoh leh! ._. XD
I finally remembered what wrangle meant when Ariel got uptight (again) about her hands going numb and the music concert being a few minutes later (approx. 10?) (Which was wrong, by the way. On 21st May, the concerto is!) and started hysterically wrangling and shaking and clapping them. -.-
Zheng Hong was super annoying as usual and pestered moi about erm, his blog?
During SS horh we did FPS (Future Problem Solving) and guess what? I touched (no pun intended) on the topic of the Mariah Carey hit, Touch My Body/Toe.
OK remove the Toe part lah.
Really lorh! It's about...
OK lah don't spoil it for you go see for yourself...
Maybe not horh?

//mr. plip.

2008-05-08T22:10:00.000-07:00

Indeed this is my 2nd short post today! I'm like, trying to blog more often (the bug is back) but tsk!
OK on second thought don't rubitin.
Thanks a whole bunch while I sulk in a corner.
Right.
Oh yes, Mr. Plip came over to scrutinize Ariel's blog while I was toggling with the gleam of my former professionalism. Yes, Mr. Plip.
Mr. Plip's profile:
Profession- EL Teacher. My EL Teacher.
Age- Due to privacy whatevers I shall not divulge this highly personal information because like, 1 million people are at the age of 33. Oops.
Toe- Haven't seen it, sadly D:
OK better space 'cos he's coming...

Great! :D @ BS.com and purposely flashing to everyone in sight.
Erm, flashing the SCREEN.
Argh how long exactly have I been off the computer!!! DD:
So many SOTDs and Frenskins (my super original name for Friends' Skins) unchecked lorh!!
T__T
OK Ariel's outburst of 'TOE' did not actually like, HELP? ._.
We-ll. Okies buai now 'cos I wanna check something out lah!
Plip.

//i is back.

2008-05-08T21:27:00.000-07:00

The passion for blogging has seemed to leave me, along with any coherent sense or grammer.
Explains my rather dismal mark of 26/40 for EL compo.
Oh, just let me wallow in misery while Ariel the non-human happily boasts about her marks.
That sucks. :D
OK erm, I toed you that I lost my sense right?
Oh yah, eh Mr. Tan our EL teacher let us like, use the computer lab! :O
But of course in my first line I told you I lost the flames of love for blogging right?
Yes but I'm still blogging for the plain heck of it!
Ah yes, I'm now a Star/VIP in my schoolbus, because I starred in various hilarious vids that the cameraman showed off. Blah.
Some famous lines include (must-quote):
'PLIP! PLIP! PLIP! PLIP! I WANT TO FIRE THE CAMERAMAN LEH!'
and;
'Toe you.'
and;
'CHEESE! PARMESAN! CHEDDAR! MOZZARELLA! YOGURT! etc.'
Whatever. I need lame humour to amuse moiself D:
Pathetica.
And today got Section A marks for Math, my weakest subject D:
95%!!! :OOO
I totally like, hyperventilated and like, erm, fainted? Er, no...
Bye. -.-

//raspberry ripple!

2008-04-22T05:03:00.000-07:00

Yay! Today bought big 1.5l bottle of Peach Tea.
I am obsessed with peach tea! :O
Yesterday bought tub of Raspberry Ripple ice-cream! This guy horh, just hog that whole nice-ice-cream-as-decreed-by-me area and pick 3 whole tubs of ice-cream lorh! :( And took chocomint!!! EwILLL.
OK distorted word as my keyboard wants it. So many typos leh D:
Anyway today's most HILARIOUS PART was no doubt, Science.
Our group (Toe) cracked toe jokes. Like:
(Our group members' names)
1. Sara-TOE
2. SylTOE
3. PetTOE (XD)
4. Yang Yi TOE (which is funny 'cos there's a Yang Yi in 6k.)
and...
5. Fiona TOE (in CL it's jiao2zhi3ling. My real CL name is zhang1zhi3ling)
And once SylTOE raised his hand to ask our Sci teacher (after my outburst) if he could go to the TOElet. XD
Get this:
SHE SAID YES.
*laughs hysterically*
And then when we explained, she blurted out:
Like ToeToe defence?
I didn't know she had such a sense of humour!
(Deleted:D)
Oh yay my keyboard works! Erm...
Yah I think it does lah...
YAYNESSS TOE PLIPPYY!!! :D
And Ci Hui contributed a jokey type of riddley type of question:
Q/What fruit has 2 toes.
A/TOEmaTOE.
One. Two. Three:
*ROFL*
Anyway I ta-ta liaoh. D: No urge to blog now!! This sucks. I WANT TO BLOG! ARGH!
*ahem*
I love The Fray.
Randommmm.

//:D

2008-04-20T02:04:00.000-07:00

I'm blogging! :D
Cut hair today at random saloon. This person (lady) who helped me cut my hair was like, smoking outside. I thought that would deter my mother but apparently not. So I got my fringe 'trrrimmed' or rather, shortened.
Brother and sister engaging in heightened fight now, with occasional warnings from grandaunt outside. Brother naked. And he is victorious! ._.
Sister rushes outside in tears. Bawling loudly.
OK anyway, my grandpa got back from hospital for some blocked intestine problem and now he's supposed to be staying with us to like, recuperate? O.O
Heh! I survived a week of taking the bus home by myself. Without him.
My mother says senior citizens like him want to be appreciated. So that's way he fetches moi back from school every day I stay back. Which, of course, stunts my independency.
Whatever lah horh.
Today I helped my brother wash his hair (before aforementioned nakedness). It was with a special mix of 2 shampoos and a mysterious ingredient. :D
Now my brother is guessing what ingredients I nourished his hair with! :D
OK sorry lah this post is damn dry I know lorh!!
I can't help just shuddering at the thought that I can't blog for 2 months. Survivable but...
My blog will feel sad one!
I realised a long time ago my blog is a living thing. *Nods head seriously*
Stupid lah Travis stop counting in negative lorh!
Toeplip him.
:D
OK I got to go liaoh. D: Sorry! Blogging hopefully soon, but cannot confirm it.
OK toodly.
P.S. I want icecream D:

//erk.

2008-04-16T02:37:00.000-07:00

Sorry for lack of updates.
This computer (desktop) LAG LIKE SIAO. ._.
My father ate the internet and set parental controls D:
So sorry lah.
Next time on to blog is June, prolly.
D:
Miss me horh! :D

//as i read blogs.

2008-04-02T00:06:00.000-07:00

Note: Damn controversial - Religion & Parental Forces
D:
Reading ZX's bloggie and just read Niko's!
Oh yes. My highlight of the day so far, is the blogs.
Now on to that whatever-Jon-or-something person.
From LQ's blog:

so basically 6J is made out of losers,
pagans/heretics, body part-worshippers, and the divinity that interlinks all
(Linqi, not offence to any1 else)(note
sarcasm)? (Much alike 6K)

In this grammatically-incorrect statement, this 'Jon' person insulted both 6J/K.
Upon seeing such an evil tag I replied:

Are you talking about yourself, Mr. Jon? Toes are
integral.Which isn't very sarcastic (sarcasm level fell due to
second sentence! :O) but still mildly so.

Anyway, HOW DARE THAT PERSON!
Since when was 6J loserish?
You mean you're a winner? Let me say this: You have absolutely no right to say this. I shall heck-care your later statement after discovering this major fallacy, because oh yes, how patronising it is! :)
Body-part worshippers?
That is insulting my religion.
Pagans?
From Wikipedia:
The term can be defined broadly, to encompass the
faith traditions outside the Abrahamic monotheistic group of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. The group so
defined includes many of the Eastern religions, Native American religions and mythologies, as well as non-Abrahamic ethnic religions in
general. More narrow definitions will not include any of the world religions and
restrict the term to local or rural currents not organized as civil religions.
Characteristic of pagan traditions is the absence of proselytism and the
presence of a living mythology which explains religious practice.[1]
No offence to any Christians, but I feel that this person is overboard.
He is most prolly a Christian, I think. Somehow I feel like he's condemning other religions.
I've many Christian friends (Ariel, LQ, LY, etc) and yet none do that. None try frantically to convert and insult other religions. What happened to harmony between people of different religions.
Say what you might, argue that I'm the one who's posting this frankly, lame post and 'insulting Christians'. Tell you what. If I disrespect Christians and their God, I won't capitalise God, nor would I use 'Oh my plip' instead of the alternative. If I heck-cared all that I would not stop using the said alternative when my Christian relatives/teachers said that it was blasphemy. That's because I respect others' religions and races. I don't discriminate.
And guess what?
People like that Jon or whatever, they give their religions a bad name.
You think the rest of the people hated Christians since birth? Surely they must have a bad experience with Christians, isn't that so? I don't refer to those bigots.
I simply hate people who try hard to convert (and fail!).
I hate people who discriminate.
I hate people who curse non-Christians, by saying they'll go into Hell for being non-Christians.
Ludicrous. Even kind and good non-Christians will go to Hell? Does that mean that ewil bad sheeps among Christians will fly to Heaven and sing with the Angels?
Notice I'm capitalising stuff.
Anyway, off the another controverisal issue. The Parental Forces.
AND THEY WILL RULE THE LAND!
TRIUMPH OVER THE LITTLE KIDDIES WHO KNOW NOTHING AND SHOULD DO EVERYTHING!
Mr. English told me not to be too cynical (never knew I was ._.) but I had had enough.
Of course, I don't mean those who genuinely respect us little children. I mean those who think we're part-time, no, make that full-time domestic helpers and toys.
Touchy, ain't it? I seriously feel for Niko and ZX.
Thank plip (O_O!) that my mum only gets her relapse once in a while.
I cannot imagine being Niko.
Nor ZX.
:) Save the Earth! :O

//random day.

2008-04-01T02:31:00.000-07:00

Yayness! Came back from Supp and now shall narrate my day's story.
Starting from morning.
Got off the bus and saw Ariel sitting on the bench at the courtyard. Spoke to her for a bit (while asking her how to sprain an ankle so I could be exempted as well!) before deciding to go up, alone, while frantically trying to sprain my ankle.
D: I didn't succeed! Did I tell you about my launch from the bench to the stage-like thingy? Basically horh, I ran to the stage-thingy, and used the Commit Suicide method (as created by Ariel, by erm, hugging the high jump mat, or in this case, the stage thing) before running back, clearly very robust.
I am sad.
Anyway, the morning reading passed with no pain whatsoever.
It was frankly, damn hilarious, watching Ariel trying to do her morning exercise.
Fast forward English (OMP (Oh My Plip) RECORD TIME OF 4HOURS OF EL A DAY!). I had to rush my rewriting of compositionD: Only had till Supp class ok! :O Skipped recess and portion of erm, Lunch._.)
Ohya! You know, today we did EL the Generalisations thingy horh, then must type out right? We all nominated Ariel for typing (120wpm. Scary boh?!). Her eyes instantly lit up, and she RAN to the teachers' table.
Let me repeat that.
RAN. RAN. RAN.
Fast forward other subjects till end of Supp class.
!
Mr. Tan go and ask me and Ariel to meet him! :O Apparently I should use less of the computer (30minutes a day, how 'bout that?) AND write letters to Ariel. -_-'
I'm quite excited.
After that, went bus stop. Chatted to PF a while then she left then 961 came by droning. My grandpa tried to squeeze me among all the senior citizens, schoolpeople and whatnot! Got a seat at the very back and immediately felt it was damn hot sehs. Two sweaty people next to you doesn't actually help very much. I slept a while and woke (prolly due to heat!) and thought my stop was coming soon! :O OK, so it turned out negative so I slept some more ._. and when I woke up and got off the bus I discovered the secret behind the heat.
The stupid engine or some stupid humming thing was freaking right below lorh.
My poor calves distinctly felt it lorh! D: It was this hot, humming thing! From books and past experiences me gathered it was the engine! :O (Overrated)
Do correct me if I'm wrong. I shan't heck-care you :D
I tell you something. A slimming secret.
You know saunas supposed to help in that right? But sauna damn ex unless you purposely buy a condo horh! You should wear ~~less less~~ (or erm, maybe just everyday outing clothes) and go take that same bus, same trip for a few hours. I gurantee (sp?) you will lose weight! Somemore it's super cheap lorh! Less than $5, I assure you! :D
That bus to identify is the seats all un-soft one. Like no fur.
-_-
The what what transit shouldn't scrap the buses lorh! Can save for all those poor but prosperous people (LMAO OXYMORONIC) to lose weight~:)
Yayness! I rock! Came up with such a brilliant idea! :D
After that I went home and blog lorh! :O
So shocking eh.
By the way on the way I saw a lady eating that nice Mcdonalds ice-cream! That vanilla drenched in chocolate fudge one! Issit Sundae ah? I immediately craved:
1. French fries
2. That ice-cream
3. Bubble Tea
I want to spend the rest of my non-existent perfect (with no diseases/dying of overeating of any foods/overusing of computer) life alternating between shopping nice stuffs, going out, computering all day, with 3 meals a day variations of above set (French fries, ice-cream and bubble tea)! I will make Mcs rich and Sweettalk rich! :D Hyper-super rich!
And then I will-
OK stop being so gluttony.
Remind yourself.
You will get fat.
You will get fatter.
You will belong in Fat Momma jokes.
Bye.

//yayness!

2008-03-31T02:25:00.000-07:00

Well!
Hi everyone!
Learning to type on this computer keyboard.
It's very bouncy and difficult for me... But I'm getting used liaoh! :D
Hehe... ;) Don't ask how I get onto the computer one ok! I will not answer!
I shan't blog about many exciting events that're before today (i.e. past events) 'cos I'm damn lazy and don't want to type so much! XD
Wahaha blame my mother lorh._.
OK stop being so happy lah.
...
*takes deep breath*
...
*count one to ten*
...
Ey isn't this stopping being angry!?
DIAO LAH YOU!
Eek. I'm speaking to my otherself! :O\
OK cut the lamity and start starting.
(So many typo)
Me prefers me lappie D:
My mum blardey go and confiscated it lorh!
All that crap about giving me 2 hours, getting more free time by getting those little stars or stickers or whatnot (I know it's lame, but ... It's supposed to work?) is UTTER CRAP. That 2 hours? *snort* For school work. That star/sticker thingy? Just to prevent me from hollering more than I'm already am, because guess what? The number of stars/stickers is still the same.
Kosong. It's not like I didn't work for them ok. When I tell my mum about some praise, word done, etc. she go and say, "Oh, that's good, keep it up," and no material reward! What can that sentence do when it's uttered everyday! It's not like I don't know that's all to appease my little heart!
I had enough!
:O Understatement lah.
Anyway, today Ariel had a bad day lah.
Started with *ahem*.
Then I go and make her angry by messing up her hair for the photo._. Which resulted in her angrily staring at me on her side. -_-' Then we went down, she still rattling lividly about my supposed styling. We ate somestuff, then went to bookshop. Me, I bought this whole piece of star stickers. Ariel wanted to buy something (deciding) but alas, the small hand of the clock stroke erm, twelve, and the official recess was over! Bookshop lady decided to turn her away which unluckily for moi, resulted in some loud shouting. P5 wushu people put their stick or spear thingies at the bench there at the canteen, which made her even more furious and rantish D:
I pity myself sometimes.
But I like apple tea :D
OK random.
Fast forward.
So, then she go and sprain her ankle during Supp! :D
Oops. I mean, D:
Yah so me and YX brought her up - while I suffered some injuries of my own, falling to the ground with a hysterical Ariel! D: Her face was contorted with the evil features of a stepmother and she cackled with every poor step we took.
OK actually she only laugh a bit lah.
Rawr.
Erm, then we went through some CL Oral stuff.
Me and YS brought Ariel down the lift, then this hyperewil teacher ask, no, commanded us to get out of the lift lorh! I was holding Ariel's freaking bag! You do not expect a girl with an injured ankle to carry her heavy bag! That is ridiculous lah! Why some teacher like so like that one ah!
Oh and Ting's blog states Ms. Phua is getting married this year-end! Grats lah! *weeps tears of joy* ~~Finally, a SOTD!~~
Oh, that reminds me! Today's EL we did a composition, and guess what?
The main character was Mr. Tan! Rawr! :D
I so anticipate his look._.
Anyway, effing sorry for effing stupid post D:
I dunno what's wrong with me lorh. I'm just narrating. Without earlier remote humour and FLFF-ishness! D:
*disheartened*
Oh die today got piano.
Ta.

//very waited.

2008-03-30T03:49:00.000-07:00

To crap with the English of the title, I've to rush! :(
OK so damn sorry aboutthe lack of updates horh.
D: My lappie was confiscated to my mum's office!
Plan to sneak onto computer desktop on Monday.

//organise.

2008-03-25T04:56:00.000-07:00

I need to organize my thoughts! :O
...
...
...
...
(Yah, crap post eh)
...
...
...
I dunno if I should just conform. Seems so much easier, en't it?
Just follow what THEY say.
Whoever they are.
But.
I don't wanna lose my individuality! :(
I want to be special. Unique.
Someone who rocks in her own way!
OK.
Done.
---
I will delete my blogs that contain me daily life.
I promise, next URL will be my last.
Because I'm moving on.
I won't forget
You were the one that was wrong
I know I need to step up and be strong
Don't patronize me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
:D

2008-03-25T04:36:00.001-07:00

Grh. The only interesting thing that happened today was - *gulp* - the Parents' and Teachers' Meeting Session! :O
Haha, here's the schedule-like thing or whatever ._.
1. 40: Met me parents at the gate! :D Then we went canteen, then I got them to take the lift up while I ate :D My mum bought me a Breadtalk bread and dad bought me currypuff O_O. Aha, then I stayed at canteen to eat (didn't in the end -_-) but in the end I got myself a mango juice drink and my parents I-Plus Apple! :O Then me went up.
*walk walk walk, hiding bottle of drink! :O*
2.10: Pft, turns out meeting at 1.30 :O Teacher talked a bit to my parents and I listened a bit (now I forgot le). Therefore I mixed around with the other GEPers! :O
2.10 ~: Gossiped about parents. Mothers in particular! ._. There was this ... OK I shouldn't be a meanie! Meanie! :D
Wrong emoticon.
:O
OK anyway, my mum decided to heed my teachers' advice (can you believe, ALL of them were ewil!) to remove the lappie.
NO!
I want my lappie D:
OMG I'm emoing again.
WHY! My posts suddenly all suck. D: Even though like, today's a wonderfully bloggish day!
Gah._.
I should close my blog, really.

//piano adventure

2008-03-24T06:51:00.000-07:00

Rawr! Back from piano lesson :D
Today I had an adventure.
Sorry, gonna be short post okies D:
Anyway, got there about 5 minutes early, then suddenly saw teacher at counter so I went into room. I was thinking, maybe she didn't know I was in there...
Yes! :O I played the piano on my own and waited until like, 9.15 (my class ends at 9.30)!
I didn't have a watch leh!
HOW DID I KNOW THE TIME?!
Because (the most interesting part, lol)...
I climbed onto the piano bench... stood precariously on the edge and peered carefully through the little window :O To check if the coast was clear or not lah, I didn't want the teacher to see mah! :) Hehe...
Then... 'Coast is clear!' :D
I nimbly hopped from the higher ground (I sound like ninja lorh -.- Yo! 'Hiiiiii-yah!') and opened the door, before checking the clock outside lorh._.
So easy horh.
But then the fun was spoilt because the teacher came in le lorh.
Saddening leh! I wanted to last until the end of lesson lorh! D:
See I'm weird.
But I don't like piano anyway mah.
Bah. Quitting soon! :D

//rawries.

2008-03-24T02:00:00.000-07:00

Just had damn funny convo with myself, Ariel and Yvon! :O
Erm, I invited Ariel to Yvon's convo with me to demonstrate her English proficiency! :D
Then it turned into debate between Yvon & Ariel.
I tried to quell.
I HAD TO THREATEN TO LEAVE OK!
._.
Anyway, Ariel started recording the stuff.
Mostly 'ahh's and a 'lol' and *whisper* the FeiHua Song.
*shocked*
Wahah! ;)
(OMG I UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE! :D)
MILESTONE WORHS!
:D
Right. Above!
See I'm a vlogger too! :O
OK fine I shall blog about erm... today's assembly talk! :)
Because I only remember that mah.
OK. So today's talk was about International Friendship Day:O
Which falls, apparently, somewhere April.
Then talk now for what!? ._.
I find that extremely weird indeed-.-
OK, so, I wasn't paying much attention.
As in, I listened, but...
Eh. Talked too! :O
Ariel answered 2 questions and got sweets, and gave me 2 sweets! :D
Yayness! :]
We-ll, there was a guy from Scotland, and a guy from Norway and a Singaporean masquerading as a Korean lady -.-'
So diao!
Anyway, Thalia helped me read my palm! :D
Apparently, I'll meet The Guy (yes *raises eyebrows* Thalia said, The Guy) late in my life, I'm damn independent, have a relatively long life, will have steady relationships and erm, I forgot._.
TING TING DOES NOT HAVE ANY LIFE LINES OK! :O
Scary lorh!
Maybe she's a zombie! :O
._.
Waha, bye, have to revise okies.
;D

//why.

2008-03-23T23:13:00.000-07:00

Why, why, why.
We ask questions sometimes.
They never do get answered, do they?
I still have to ask.
WHY
WHY THE FREAKING TOOT WHY!
I studied.
I did.
Despite my initial unwillingness to study, I STUDIED.
sidenote: studied comes out as stupid. stupid.
And in the end? I got a stupid 38/60.
Congratulate me.
*claps*
What a wonderful mark! :) I didn't fail!
...
Just now my mum called me.
Because in the school bus I sent her a SMS pertaining to this incident.
And lectured me.
Sadly, I didn't really pay attention.
I caught the gist, though.
Like:
1. I maybe never answer to questions.
(Very likely)
2. I lost touch with format of some questions like from P4, P5, etc.
(Also very likely)
3. I never revise enough.
(Also also very likely)
Therefore I shall spend two hours a day revising.
...
When the call ended, I cried like siao.
I could practically feel my heart break lorh.
I dunno.
I messed up my life.
I might as well go and die now.
There's no meaning in life now.
Is there?
I don't know.
But I have to life.
For all the people that love me.
Mushy, yes.
But whatever.
---
I wanted to blog about the assembly talks etc. by sorry, in no mood.
Don't blame me, really.
:) Cheer for me, people.
Cheer for me.
---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDs8EBFSgW0
I love my mum.
OK this is random.
._.

//independence day:O.

2008-03-23T04:44:00.000-07:00

Bleah title looking weird like siao! :O
But nair mind! :)
Today, I WENT SHOPPING BY MYSELF, WITHOUT ANY FAMILY MEMBERS.
You all must be insulting me like shit. 12 and just went out alone?!
Yes. Due to my pampered nature, I've to disappoint you.
NYAA *sticks tongue out*
Whatever lah.
I think that maybe shopping for clothes and food and stuff is better, as opposed to shopping for project materials, but at least there's no adults or whatever guardian! :D
._. I was like, while walking to Causeway Point, dreaming about myself getting knocked down by vehicles and interviewed by Mediacorp and a certain blogger getting addicted to my blog.
And I was blogging in my head, but shit - forgot le.
Okay fine I'm like, really, DREAMING.
Anyway, I got the materials and decided, "HEY, I should really - get meself bubble tea!"
And I got it. And people complain again lor.
Bah.
Buai, because I'm supposed to be printing my project! :D

//according to this site.

2008-03-23T03:28:00.000-07:00

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fiolefiofio!

Fiolefiofio can be seen from space!
Fiolefiofio cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by fiolefiofio.
Two grams of fiolefiofio provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating fiolefiofio at least three times a week!
It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to fiolefiofio.
Fiolefiofio can taste with her feet.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as fiolefiofio.
Fiolefiofio is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets fiolefiofio.

---
Isn't it weird?
1. Kewl. I'm in the same league as the GREAT WALL! :O All hail, Fiolefiofio! :D
2. O.O I thought I could.
3. :D I set history lor! Bow to me! :D
4. Oh my. Then why I cannot finish my Maths test de. Sad.
5. I AM EDIBLE, I AM EDIBLE, I AM EDI-EDI-EDI-EDI-EDIBLE! AND I AM HEALTHY ALSO LOR!
6. That seems familiar! :O
7. I share characteristics with the humble housefly.
8. *cough*
9. I am proud.
10. *cough* What? What am I, the rat?!
Ohya I AM the rat. :D

//saturday.

2008-03-23T02:59:00.000-07:00

Hi.
LOL.
I'll post about yesterday okies (sorry lah yesterday really no time!!).
I threw a huge fit. About Maths.
My mum complained about how sucky my Math was, and about my AA.
My handed-in AA.
And she added something that would crash any child's heart:
If you get lousy marks for your PSLE go and collect the cert yourself.
Wow.
And then I became determined to prove her wrong, and once I became the top scholar, I WOULD NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HER AS MY MUM. I'VE NO SUCH PARENT.
All in pique, of course. Like that's gonna happen lor. But I was so damn fcuking angry lah. I mean, who WOULDN'T be, when your mother assumes blah and blah and treats you like you didn't put in any effort at all.
Today she decided to treat us like we were normal un-relatives, and provide the basic stuff for us, without the love.
What's the use of a mother then? Neglects the child's mental health!
If your mum is like that (i.e. not caring at all lah) then she's not a good mother.
Serious.
OK then after that emo incident, it was funny time! :DD
One of my aunts right, very diao lor! ._. Some funny things she said:
1. (when another aunt opened the Famous Amos packets) Everybody~! Come eat FAMOUS ELMO!
Everyone heard her.
Everyone turned to face her.
Everyone burst out laughing.
(Then horh, back home on the car lah, my brother was cracking stupid jokes like, "What's Cookie Monster's favourite brand of cookies?" Much to my cousin's laughter! :O
2. (to my cousin while she was eating her ice-cream) Oi, Valerie ah, don't like that lah, all the ice cream drip on the carpet....
My aunt's daughter (i.e. my cousin) was like, looking for said carpet before bursting my aunt's bubble. LOL.
OK fine, I'm getting insecure again. D: Very suckish post lah, I KNOW! Reading Xiaxue makes me damn small lor. I want to be a great Blogger, but like that horh...
A lame joke I cracked today:
Q: How do you know when a zombie's laughed?
A: The tongue will LOLL.
Lol.

//bubble tea, and beyond.

2008-03-21T03:32:00.000-07:00

Hooray! :)
I love bubble tea!
Therefore I shall be a wonderful gourmet today and introduce the bubble teas!
Yay!
Everyone must cheer lor! :D
*cheer*
P.S. I've decided to heck-care other people's opinion of me and my various styles, regardless of social status! :D
OKOK... here goes!
P.S. Ratings' upon 5 hearts!
P.P.S. It's MY opinion.
---
1` MILK TEA (w/ pearls)
- Tastes like Milk + Tea (like. DUH.)
- Delicious! :) In a plainish kinda way lar.
- Not too sweet/strong, suitable for oldies (the people lar)
Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥ I think tis' perfect! ♥
2` MILK TEA (w/ peach jelly)
- Even better than 1)!
Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥ Enough said;)
3` PEACH MILK TEA (w/ pearls)
- When the maker gets cranky it can be too sweet. D:
- Wonderfully sweet and juicy(!)
- Depending on store, the tea flavour can complement the peach nicely or completely overlap the flavour of the peach ._.
Rating: ♥♥♥♥(♥) The bracket is the the not-so-good times lorh.
4` CHOCOLATE MILK TEA (w/ pearls)
- A tad sweet
- Great for un-choccie-filled days. :D
- It's like chocolate milk with tea. (it's ichiban lar!)
Rating: ♥♥♥♥
Maybe too sweet lor. D: Consume in extreme moderation then nice! :D
5` YAM MILK TEA (w/ pearls)
- It's bubble bubble tea lar! Really!
- Sweet, yet traditional.
- Suitable for not-so-oldies. (i.e. 40, 50?)
Rating: ♥♥♥♥
Me not a great fan of it.
6` YAM MILK TEA (w/ peach jelly)
- Yam takes over peach taste! D:
- Yam comes off too strong lar.
Therefore...
Rating: ♥♥♥half♥
Bah.
7` CHOCOLATE ICE-BLENDED (w/ pearls)
- Very, very, very sweet! :O
- Suitable for sweet-toothed people lar.
- I mean, VERY sweet-toothed people.
Rating: ♥♥♥♥
Sorry! To all those extreme chocoholics.
Buai, dinner.

//song i wrote.

2008-03-21T00:05:00.001-07:00

Ha. Ha.

burnt by my acid tears

Verse 1;

How long was it

Since I cried

Tears of sorrow, not joy.

Verse 2;

I need you,

You’re my pill,

Dunno why this is like that

Chorus:

I’m burnt

By my

Acidic tears

I’ve no idea

Why this goes

Round and round

Never to end.

*repeat chorus*

Verse 1;

I try

Not to cry

Blinking back

Verse 2;

I don’t

Really care

Why I’m this

Sad

*repeat chorus*

Ariel's blog/blogskin inspired. I wrote this.

//songwriter stardom.

2008-03-20T23:55:00.000-07:00

I'm like damn sad lar.
I started this post, happy.
Because I thought I had made Niko happy with my lame and fcking stupid excuse of a song.
All fake lar.
Ariel was the one who did it, all by herself.
Stupid.
Yes, that's me.
Stupid.
I believed in someone. I thought I trusted.
Niko, it's not your fault.
It's mine.
All mine.
Quoted from Ariel's poem:

life,

a bed of roses

without the thorns—

high,

high on happiness

for so long.

smile,

smile with glee

sing a happy song—

cry,

cry tears of joy

laughing maniacally—

like you’re really happy.

quoth the powers that be, go through life

hyperventilating with ecstasy, so they won’t

ever have to do anything

to help us—

lie, cheat, steal, whatever it takes

to uphold the plastic façade on our faces

so that even with our last breaths

somewhere, far away,

we will be unashamedly, falsely

positive.

I've to be positive.

//music makes me lose control.

2008-03-20T07:34:00.000-07:00

She ran.
Ran through the dark, clad only in her hot pink tee stating defiantly, "MUSIC MAKES ME LOSE CONTROL" and toot trackpants.
Across the grass, back to her home.
She cried and cried, her heart shattered.
Then she went back.
---
Today I went to see doctor lor. For that lump thingy on my head lar.
OK. So went there, I don't dare tell the doctor, "OH, I'VE A LUMP ON MY HEAD."
Sound damn stupid lor! D:
So I ask my mum.
Apparently, NO SHE CAN'T.
TOO DIFFICULT MEH?
Wants me to be independent. I want to go out on my own? No. Then, she forces me to do things myself without a warning. I thought she would help me say mah!
I'm 12, so magically independent. Wonderful:)
When I want her to let go, she doesn't. When I don't, she does.
Anyway I ran away. Yes. From the clinic. Back home.
And then I contemplated blogging, with tears and all.
But no, I decided not to. In case erm, she comes back very soon.
Then she rang. I went back.
Ohya, there was a couple *snogging* nearby. Thought it might be weird, with the same girl running past 3 times._.
Anyway, to cut things short, once I got back, we were extremely cordial while waiting for the doctor, except for the first part where she called me stupid because I ran away and missed my number. There was an adorable kitty sleeping on the chair there lor! And a similarly adorable baby boy who curiously looked at everything - including the cat! MUAHAHA! Everything was fine - more or less - when I saw the doctor! :D
Here's the cause - Laugh yet? - (link, click!) Head Pimple
Kuakuakua for me!
$24 for a pimple on my head!!
The doctor provide FREE STUDIES-CONSULTATION SESSION, THANKS A LOT!
No, I'm not being sarcastic lor.
I had to grin widely (courtesy mah). My mum thought I really enjoyed the lil' talk. I was staring at his fake burger... Don't need like that lar! Enjoy a bit?
A funny part was when he pointed at my Crocs (fake de lar. I couldn't find my nicer slippers in a hurry. D: The Mickey ones:D) and said,
"You want to sustain your lifestyle right? Huh? How much is this?"
I couldn't stand it and kept laughing like siao.
My mum with this -.-' face pointed out that it was fake. -_-
Oh and, he went to write the PSLE score I want - 270 - on a piece of paper and ask me to stick on the lappie lor! D: I will die one lar. No lappie for one whole year... imagine!
*faint*
Anyway, once we got out... we were treated to NEIGHBOURHOOD GOSSIP!
Apparently, my grandaunt and my sister are regulars the clinic! Receptionists say so one!
-_-
When she comes... they know how to siam le._.
KUAKUAKUA FOR HER LOR!
I'm amazing because I can put up with her:D
---
I posted this day after doctor visit.
After I woke up, I started to eat my Big Breakfast, courtesy of Macs.
:) My brother had to disturb moi.
I hit him hard with the pillow.
My mum nagged for 30 minutes straight -.-
From that violent incident, she linked to my studies.
I'm improving, but need to improve more.
Better than never improve right.
And compared me with her friends' daughters, etc.
So much for the I-shouldn't-compare-with-other-people-better-than-me thing she always gets about.
I would gladly state nothing went in.
:D
Ta-ta to do Math.
Later might go out! :)
To get bubble tea! :D
---

The tee did not make me lose control.
The world did.

//hey.

2008-03-20T03:42:00.000-07:00

I'm blogging a lot today:D
Anyway, this post is very rant. So.. ._.
About ET. Not Etsy lar, but *ahem*.
Read ZX's blog or Niko's blog for more ideas!
Anyway, I think some teachers (note the SOME) are really overboard.
Look at this excerpt from Niko's blog:
"I believe that words have power. Whatever you say changes your mindset and changes your body. If you think that you're going to have cancer, your cells will deviate to that state and you will, eventually, get cancer [don't blame it on God]. If you listen to Beautiful Girls too much (suicidal... suicidal.. when you say it's oooh-verrr) you'll become suicidal, and sooner or later commit suicide."
Ooh. I always think I've some disease or something ._. Oh I will die ah?
Sorry lor.
Listen to Beautiful Girls will make you suicidal one.
Don't listen.
Make Sean Kingston out of business.
And why is Avril dragged into this?!
Niko I want full details about this incident OK!
-.- I think the one about Ariel's blog title (i'm bleeding inside) is very ridiculous lor.
Ariel IS emo. Doesn't mean she will bleed inside and suffer from internal bleeding right!
Very what leh! Curse us for what!
Actually, telling us this is wrong lor. Because the human mind when you say NOT to do something, then will do right? Same principle applies lor! When the teacher say cannot be suicidal, we will PIAN PIAN suicidal for her to see lorh!
Some teachers ah, their teaching methods a bit abnormal lor.
I've heard from XXXX and XXXX that this teacher also a bit ... unfair? -,-
Because that one time, someone asked her for the ERP if he/she could do on Dan Brown (author of Da Vinci). She say, cannot.
The ridiculous thing is what you know? The reason!

I don't like Dan Brown.

Siao boh.

//hair is so love.

2008-03-20T02:10:00.001-07:00

Back from bathing! :D
I realise my hair looks quite ballroom in the sense when I wash it and I design it (with soaps all fluttering over me like I'm the princess! Muaha!).
Yes. CANNOT MEH? Having aspirations to be famous hair-stylist is good OK. I'll be doing it part-time. And I might be helping at Kinokuniya when I'm like, studying so... OK this post isn't to talk about my aspirations. It's a girly post!
Can already imagine all the boys shrinking back in fear! :D
Anyway, I like change the shape of my hair lorh, like:

The rest of the hair is at the back, obviously. And I do not look like that, 100%. For one, I'm not made pixels:)
Nice boh! It suits my face, I feel.
Another fave hairshape of mine is like, when I tilt my head?

Don't ask me why this looks short. I dunno. Anyway, these images do not do justice to my lovely hair! D:
Ariel's almost done blogging. :D
Whee! :D
Random. Blah. :D

//i am board.

2008-03-20T01:27:00.000-07:00

I dunno why I hysterically, kept laughing when I saw something I typed lorh.
It is this:
IM DAMN BOARD LAH.
to dearest ZX.
*laughs hysterically again*
I shall not force Ariel to blog although her blog is dying.
I will fcking not be a nice person and kindly/unkindly get people to revive their blogs.
Why should I? They don't want to blog, let their blogs die!
Then more people read my blog what!
I shall be a mean person. I am too wonderful altogether already! D:
Apparently, yes, got like that one.
My mum says so.
That time a few old aunties were at the MRT there, and suddenly I got pushed. D: By them.
I should have cut their queue, my mum says!
I think so to. I was in front of them first lorh. Good.
I shall be a mean person.
That time my mum allowed me to keep my takethemrt blog and she'd tell Michelle's parents about the stalker, or delete mon blog and keep quiet, I chose the latter.
Again, too kind.
Sigh. D:
...
WHAT THE FCK DID I WRITE!
I DON'T EFFING CARE LIAOH LAH!
WHAT BE MEAN!
LATER GO TO SOMEWHERE NOT HEAVEN THEN I KNOW LAH!
TOUCHWOOD!
i. must. be. kind.
---
See? I'm board right.

Me.

//sian diao.

2008-03-20T00:19:00.000-07:00

I'm damn bored lah!
I ca-nnot believe it lorh!!
3 days (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) and the teachers GIVE US ONLY 2 HOMEWORK LORH.
WHY!
We have super lot homework the teachers give us more, we like me, SIAN DIAO, then the teachers boh give us homework. Only one or two lorh!
Freak lah! I in one hour can finish lorh! OMG!
Now I've to do what assignment le lorh!
Tamade lorh!
Homework is fun de lorh! I cannot possibly 24/3 stare at computer type what!
Why like that!
See, I damn bored then go and blog le lah.
See lah! OK.
I will go and put labels.
Because I'm sian diao.
:D

//the guy on da bus.

2008-03-19T23:25:00.000-07:00

Yo, toe! : D
Courtesy of Sylvia. :)
I will blog today about this irritating P4 boy on my school vehicle lar.
He tries too hard.
Tries to be friends (fail), try to be funny (fail also) and irritates everyone in general.
In the morning, he go and shout, scream, laugh loudly. How come so active ah?!
While I was trying to sleep.
The bus uncle also buay tahan ask him to shut up.
A few minutes, yes...
Then?
Shout louder.
Somemore he giggles.
Yes. GIGGLE.
This afternoon, he was blowing this fat idiotic yellow balloon, and then he would let it go lah, so there's this somewhat fart-like sound. He kept doing it lorh. Annoyed everyone. Even his so-called, 'friend' who shouts with him in the morning.
Effing disturbing lah!! Then everyone like, ask him to shuddup.
Ask politely, he go and snub us.
Shout leh, he somemore buay song, must blow and let off somemore.
Freak lorh.
He tries too hard.
Tries to be sarcastic.
Failure again? Example of the best thing (which isn't good at all lorh)?
(When we said his behaviour resembled a one-year-old baby)

Yay! I'm a one-year-old baby!

Wonderful. He proved our point le!
Let's all clap for this wondrous miracle!
---
Xiaxue blogged. About Princess Room.
Rocks sia.

//woo-hoo i is kewlio.

2008-03-18T23:21:00.000-07:00

If you haven't realised yet, the title of all the posts is at the bottom lorh. I like making titles. :D
OK cut all the lamity and let's begin! :D
(Below is scanned from foolscap paper!)

(Click to enlarge)
Do not laugh at my handwriting, please! Ariel's is much worse! *cough*
My keyboard lagged.
Bleah. Anyway, the above paper is my listing of what am I going to blog about today! :D
Yayness! Haha.
The school started with aplomb. I cursed silently at the three irritating boys play-acting a boy, a teacher and a principal scene. I dunno what else because I fell asleep le.
-_-'
Fast forward to courtyard scene. The teachers grouped us according to houses.
Why? Today's is Spots Hits! I mean, Sports Heats. Where the nominated people get selected. Or not. Kuakuakua.
---
Sorry horh, lost Blogging Bug now. Must calm down. D:
---
Anyway, around 8 or something we went to the basketball court. High Jump people went to compete. The rest stayed. I just have to tell you about this teacher lah. While we were separating ourselves into 2 groups (Cheering & Competing), first thing: she shouted at me OK. That was so rude of her. Even if she like, wanted me to go to the back (which she did want)- Don't need to shout right! Pah. Second thing. She was lame. :D
OK that's not very specific at all. Because the Competitors (I'm one of them, lah) she went to ask us to cheer. You know what's the first cheer?

"Hong long long long long. Hong long long long long. Hong long long long long, TU!"

OMG. I freaking still cannot believe lorh! D: *faint* Apparently, it's SPECIAL. *cough*
The train HONG LONG LONG LONG LONG thing somemore not enough, MUST GO AND PUT THE TU THERE *faint*
Then she go and pretend be a conductor and wave that recorder thingy around.
You know what a recorder looks like or not?

Above is one.
It go and ah-toot ah-toot look something like that. Only it's like, a pale beige? :) D:
Ugly.
The worst thing was (which hereby concludes the lamity of it all!) WHILE SHE WAS FREAKING WAVING THAT THING THAT THING WAS TOO LAMED OUT AND DECIDED TO FLY OFF HER HANDS!
OK actually that Lamed Out thingy didn't happen. But whatever.
EVEN THE LAME RECORDER WAS LAMED OUT!
*faint* I've been fainting a lot lorh.
Hem.
After that lame teacher, we went to the Dance Room for more lame cheers. At least the rest weren't so lame lah. *phew*
Otherwise I 'll die of embarrassement. T__T
*cough cough*
DIGRESSSS
I'm having cough *cough* very *cough* often *cough. D: *cough*
END DIGRESS
Anyway, after that I think we went to the Interaction Room (by then the competitors for the High Jump come back liaoh).
And we watched a movie.
You know, the start of the movie was like, flashing WALT DISNEY all over. I could practically bong my head lorh. I thought, eee, gonna be lame lah! Sadly, it was a Goofy Movie. Literally. :D However, the preview track or whatever it's called sounded good and adorable. Then, the Toy Story 2 preview track came out. See above feelings.
Alamak. In the end is some kind of schtupid show called ... I dunno. About Hockey de lah. D:
I tell you, the front part wasn't understandable. Only part I liked was the fighting/competing parts. Because the hockey players were stupid and keep falling lorh!!
Yes. I'm sadistic in that way.
*cue evil cackles*
Ahah, then my turn for 100metres le. I was last -,- Lost to a P5 boy somemore! D: Anyway, the timing was like 19sec 98millisec! Etsuko beat me. D: Very damn sad, because last time I was faster than her de lorh. !@#$.
Continue. Erm... *checks list*
Ohya. Recess.
SHIT I IS FORGETTING SOMETHING LE!
I forgot to tell you all that horh, erm, today is hereby FLFF's 3R DAY! :D
Not that stupid no-use campaign about recycling lah. Is the REST, RELAX and RUMOUR day! :) Today I get to rest and relax (only 1 homework. Besides, today is Science Exam + Spots Hits lorh! D: Need my own personal time de horh! You never hear meh, Rest is to walk a Greater Distance, from some guy. :D) and also rumours are rampantly spread about me.
The Recess part tells it all!
*rewind to that part*
Anyway, I borrowed money from Etsy. She had to remind me about the Toe BiBo incident.
The BiBo means Bisexual Bimbo. That is used for Lin Qi in particular.
Wakaka! :DD Ohya. Anyway, yesterday I showed LQ, WR, Ariel and Etsy my toe. I love toes.
*wriggle toes*
Diao horh. Don't rubitinlelahiissadenoughleok.
Hem. Fast forward the recess part.
We had some time left so go classroom lorh! :D Then suddenly I was the Star and Etsy was evil.
Evil, not ewil. She effing went to say I called AYZ (my supposed crush, courtesy of her:) HOW NICE INDEED!) ZheZhe (this is only quoted from Fang Zhou! Effing liar.). Needless to say, I rebutted by saying she called DW, Wei-Wei. Which is perfectly true:D And then she told everyone about the toe-incident. Walaoeh. Like that also must spread meh? So what. Called me un-ladylike. Like she's the epitome of ladylike-ness herself! -_- So what if I took off my shoe in front of a boy! How dare she call me un-glam. Please lorh. You're NO BETTER.
Hmph. Anyway, then she go and call me lame when I erm, told Ariel that ZH (her supposed boyfriend, known by the whole world) touched my butt (actually he only wanted to rub off a brown patch -,- at the back of the shorts caused by mud or something but whatever, I still am PISSED. Didn't anyone teach him you're not supposed to touch a girl's butt, for who-knows-WHAT reason? Ewil!).
Ariel went to say something that related to marriage between me and him.
REALLY PISSED THIS TIME (no actually it was more of a don't-piss-me kind of thing), I went to lock her pencilcase in my locker. Serves her effing right. Stop calling me a toe. D: Even if I acknowledge my toe-ness doesn't mean you get to call me that, OK. And stop spreading groundless rumours, Ariel! That's the reason WHY I say you and ZH are having a relationship. Pissed, I am.
I was kind-hearted and told her *smack forehead*. Coincidentally Etsuko passed by and she muttered loudly, rolling her eyes,

Lame.

Effing hypocrite. I hate these creatures. Huh?! She also called me lame when I laughably teased Ariel and we ran around. The crux isn't the lame thing OK. It's the rolling of eyes. Huh? Who TAUNTED me about AYZ!? Who hugged Ariel after saying she doesn't like her very much!? EFFING HYPOCRITE LAH! What's more, the teacher already say don't tease other liaoh. D: STILL GO AND DO! Huh?! Little Teacher's Pet gone where now!
!@#$.
I slammed my stuff and gave YX lian3se4kan4. Good for her. She was Etsuko's accomplice. I actually dunno why Etsuko is so damn popular lah.
Haughty, LAME, what else? Hmm... Hypocritical?
I am still angry. Anyway, DIGRESSS!
That time when the teacher changed seats, me and YX sat together while Ariel, YS and Etsuko sat together. I distinctly remember myself being:
1. Pissed.
2. Angry.
3. Upset.
4. Jealous
Pissed and angry because the three actually GOT to sit together.
Upset because me and Ariel can't sit together anymore D:
Jealous because I want Ariel all for myself. :D
Yes I'm selfish. So? I got jealous when Etsuko founded a friend in YX. Also, Etsuko was like HUGGING Ariel. Hypocritical flashed in my mind again.
And and, I was afraid Etsuko would take my place. Really. I'm damn scared OK. I've only one really close friend - Ariel.
*tears, of course this is for the effect*
Bah. Let's stop getting sentimental! D:
Anyway, after that was Science exam lorh. CY went missing! OMG! I didn't really pay much attention lah, because I was still emoing and sung a little song about my heart being burnt and chaos blazing and loneliness and stuff. I love the tune, but now I forgotten liaoh.
D:
Anyway, CY was in the sick bay in the end.
During the exam, the teachers congregated by the front door and whispered damn loud. Loud enough to disturb me, but not loud enough for me to hear. D: I was like, damn annoyed lah! Want to talk about CY go outside. Do not disturb the genius at work!!
OK ego.
Waha. I took roughly 45 minutes to finish the paper, took about 10 minutes to check and spent the rest of the time looking around at random things, drawing a fat boy on Ariel's correction tape and drinking my I-Plus White Grape (smuggled into class as usual lah)! :D I love.
Oh yes, at the end of it I returned the correction tape to Ariel and on impulse, stamped the wet-and-drying image onto her cheek! :D
:D:D:D
Kuakuakua for her! She tried to wash it off but still got a bit. :D
I decided to stamp MY face with a ToeToo. :D
AKA the ToeToe.
AKA the TaToe.
XD It looks cute lorh! Our form teacher ask what it was -,-
I spent the rest of the time wandering around and showing off my ToeToe. :D
:) Kuakuakua my TOE hit the printer!
OK this is a long post lorh! :D
Lemme go Word to check horhs.
So far...
1551! :D
Eh. I thought it was more than that leh! D:
Anyway, dearest devout readers, this must be a total and utter FEAST for you! :D
I'm being ego again.
As always.

//a summary.

2008-03-17T03:35:00.000-07:00

Schtupidszx D:
Ewil! :(
I don't want to eat lorh, then they force me to eat again!
I will suffer from a dietary disorder soon! Is there a law against freaking horrid food?
That what shit pig leg smell is enough to put you off brekkie, lunch AND dinner. Throw in supper as well.
Pff.
Anyway, back from supp! :D After a long bus wait lah. -.- There was this unwikipedish bus driver who like, didn't stop at the bus stop! :X Ewil! D:
On the way home I compiled a list of blogging material:
1. Pinko and its' effects on my stomach D:
2. Cancellation of p-i-a-n-o lessons
3. Eating at erm, erm... some restaurant
The rest is boring crap lah so don't bother.
The Pinko thing. No, ain't a new drug. It's a concoction my brother concocted at the said restaurant above!! Supposedly Ice Kachang. (The restaurant is like buffet + self-service O_O I cracked me first egg there! As in the chicken egg. Crack. Like, hit against a hard surface and open over pot. Geddit?) And he put like crapload of milk, muchs pink syrup (thus it's name!) and liberal amounts of those little round sweet thingys you find in Ice Kachang. Yep, quite addictive but my stomach doesn't respond kindly to erm, cold and sugar-overloaded food! D:
OK, the cancellation of lessons. Me = Hate it. Brother wanted to quit, I say I also, mum cry, mum cancel. D: We didn't mean it muchs, but still good riddance lah. I could painfully pass it through, but that's a lame reason to continue lah. -,-
The eating? We-ll, it was delicious. 'Nuff said.
Sorry for this stupid post. D: I've got to do my AA, my EL Biography, EL Grammar thingy and erm, my Math worksheet, and practise my piano! (Today still got! I hate 1-month notices! O_O) Tamade.
Ta-tamade.

//hmph to the l-o-l.

2008-03-15T00:32:00.000-07:00

Just back from tuition *phew*.
Waha, I'm tickled by an incident that happened during the English tuition!
Some smarter ones may ask, "You've English tuition? BUT YOUR ENGLISH IS SO PRO MAN!"
Yes. But tuition is the root of all agony and my mum wants to torture me.
OK. 'Cos during Math tuition, the tuition before English, I was damn bored and drew 'tattoos' on myself. :D
2 XIAXUE ones, 1 AVRIL one, 1 LAVIGNE one and...
...
...
...
1 TOE one :D
*cue the -_-' faces*
I would very much like to take a picture of it, but sadly I don't have a camera so cannot lorh.
DD:
OK, so, after Math I completely forgot about the 'TOE tattoo''s existence! :O
Fast forward English lesson, halfway. :)
I sat with my right leg particularly outstanding lorh. And then the girls (gossipy) in front saw and started GIGGLING.
Oh, the shame *falls in a dramamama heap*!
I kept wonderfully stony-faced lorh. Dunno how I did it. O.O I wanted so much to punch them.
I thought, must be my nice Disney slippers. DD:

Something like this, only without the ugly red-and-black thing that detracts from viewing experience. And it was black, with gold Mickey Mouses. And it's in slipper-mode. Mum says it's like Chinese New Year all over again. Pui.
But no, it wasn't, as I found out much later on the MRT, after recalling to my mum this horrid incident. D:
She said, trying to hide her sniggers,

I know why your friends lah already. It's your toe.

Suddenly I had a vivid mental image of me carefully dotting the 3-letter word there: T-O-E.
On my toe.
Hmph! What's so funny about labelling my toe, toe! It's true what! Be glad I never label it BUTT lorh! -.-'''
P.S. My mum caught me, but didn't stop me. But lecture me, yes. D: Oh well. Never mind. I can't stop blogging, I know it. Like a toe, always walking.
P.P.S. Pardon ~~toe~~lame analogy.
P.P.P.S. I'm a ~~TEO~~TOE, and my mother is an ~~ANG~~ARM
:D

//swens.

2008-03-14T07:16:00.000-07:00

And I hereby proclaim, Swensens's nickname to be *drumroll*:
SWENS!
Alright. Cut the lamity and begin.
(Right now I'm listening to a random AL song... Contagious.)
:D I went to Swens just now, after my AA slogging. D:
To munch and chomp on ICE CREAM!
My mum suggested it horh *points to mum*.
I did not, in any form, FORCE OR COERCE MY MUM! DD:
So anyway, falala we walked to Swens @ Causeway Point.
*walkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalk*
Ah:D Reached there le, then waited for a few minutes, then go inside lorh. -__-
By the way, my knowledge of smileys is widened by Wikipedia, read before Swens' Trip! :D
WOOTS! :)
OK continue.
Alright, then we order.
Below are the freaking sweet orders:
FLFF'S ORDERS -
Double Scoop; Butterscotch & Sticky Choco Mix with topping, Butterscotch
(Reminds me of the time I ate Double Scoop; Butterscotch & Butterscotch with topping, Butterscotch O_O The waitress was literally, O.O WAHA!)
TRAVIS'S ORDERS - (Travis - mon irritating brother)
Topless 5; Good ol' Vanilla, Sticky Choco Mix, ... I forgot lorh. Aiyah, all about chocolate lah. :/ Then he think the ice cream take super long to come to the table, and then he go and walk away to Popular or something. Then when he came back, a good half hour later, already half-melted and very unappetising. D: Then make me eat!! -__- I mixed with my remaining ice cream, stir, add more Butterscotch topping, then get some ice cream from my mum/brother and kept stirring and then drink lorh. O_O Ahah, taste quite nice actually, but my mum had to spoil the appetite by saying it GONNA TASTE LIKE SHIT! -.- Where got mother like that one ah! *shrug*
MUM'S ORDERS -
Nutty Madness or something about nuts lah. :?( She go and finish everything so fast lorh! Should eat slow slow like me. :D Can savourr the tastee. :D
GRANDMA'S/SISTER'S ORDERS -
Macademia Mania or similiar phrases. Then my Grandma complain about sweet blah blah -
...
...
...
Go take my brother one.
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That's all lorh! No shopping, 'cos almost all the shops closed and my mum don't want to shop elsewhere! D: No photos as well, 'cos firstly, never bring camera. Secondly my parents would want to know camera for what, then they actually don't let me blog one OK! :( So must save up faster and buy a nice & cheap camera of my own! :D
xoxox,
FLFF.

//i miss the days long gone.

2008-03-14T02:00:00.000-07:00

Wanna turn back time. I forgot to camwhore!
Busy at home typing on the laptop, like now.
D: I haven't even PURCHASED any clothes, I tell you.
So sad lorh! :(
I don't want to keep this blog private. It's damn hard ok. I'm born for the stage.
Therefore, look out for the new URL, and preferably new pictures lorh.
;D

///dunno also leh.

2008-03-14T00:06:00.003-07:00

Waha! I'd a wonderful convo with 2 of the best members any club could have, Ting and Niko!
Some funny parts, roughly:
1. When Ting said that yesterday her Grandma also kena HEART ATTACK, I said that she eat too much char kway teow. O_O Ting said no, her grandma eat FLUFF (her stupid variation of FLFF). I said no, that's indigestion, nothing to do with heart attack. Niko then said that's why got problem. I said, no, that's diarrhea. :}
2. I was pretending I knew French, then halfway through came the moment to say, 'LOL'. But the translator I was using dunno what, so...

._. im an adorable lil' smiley cans (: says:
laugh out loud
._. im an adorable lil' smiley cans (: says:
because the translator dunno what is lol.

Yah, not funny right? Exactly the reason why it's funny lorh!! :D
OK, yes... lame -___-
Waha, GTG do the Science paper I just found in mon bag. :)

//le blog critique!

2008-03-13T19:43:00.000-07:00

Helloooo, dah-lings! :D
I'm damn bored AND boliao, so, I shall be wonderful and post a post about bloggers! :)
Or more specifically, their blogging style! Because I loveI LOVE THEIR STYLES LORH!
Cut the crap lah, Fio. START!
1` Ting Ting [her blog]
- Her writing style is somewhat like mine, but a little less passionate.
- And a bit more twit. :/
- A casual style ;) Kewlio. :D
*unique! :D
2` Niko [her blog]
- Somewhat like mine (?)
- A lot more serious (!)
- Formal/Informal style mixed so !@#$ confusing I TELL YOU! :}
*verrryyy unique! :D
3` Ariel [her blog]
- Very different from mine!
- A lot more angsty and passionate
- Urgh so cheem some more D:
*very unique, but too unique le. D:
That's all! Oi, you - YES YOU: Must must must post about MY STYLE OK! :D
xoxox,
FLFF.

//finally! muack

2008-03-13T18:50:00.000-07:00

Xiaxue FINALLY POSTED! OH YEAH!
So looking forward to the Princess Room unveiling lorh! :D
Ting Ting says Xiaxue use a lot of vulgarities. '-'
Eee censorship - super unnice I TELL YOU!!
!@#$!
Yeah whatever, above's IRONIC right.
Aiyoh who cares lah. -.-
Besides, XX... let me see: What was I wanting to blog about again?
Oh yah! That irritating lame excuse of a brother.
Sadly, my brother.
And why I feel like hurling expletives at him leh?
1. He woke me up in the middle of my beauty sleep to ask me if he could wear my sport shoes. I SAID NO.
2. HE GO AND EFFING WEAR MY SPORT SHOES!
Walaoeh. Please lorh. I TELL YOU NO MEANS NO LIAOH LORH! YOU PLAN TO WEAR THEM ANYWAY ASK ME FOR WHAT LAH! Freak.
Super stupid lorh. I don't care if your own shoes couldn't fit. Effing blame yourself for not checking properly before going outing with your student care. Blah. Some more he's the worst brother you could ever have lorh. And son.
Dunno why all the adults prefer him, and my sister. It's so typically zhong4nan2qing1nv3 AND also zhong4xiao3qing1da4! DD:
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Another thing I'm DAMN PISSED about. Attitude.
Yah, shut that crap about MY ATTITUDE. I'm not talking about MY ATTITUDE, no, it's -
Irrelevant sidenote: I hate tablets. They go gooey in my mouth, and they taste horrid.
my domestic helper's attitude. She always think of herself as the master of the house when my parents' aren't around. Talk back to my Grandma some more! I don't want to eat her horrid food (bleagh), she go and scold me; force me to eat some more. D: I say I not hungry, sometimes she STILL gimme the food lorh! D: What's her problem!
I choose what I want to do. YOU don't.
xoxox,
FLFF.

//mas selamat bin kastari.

2008-03-12T22:46:00.000-07:00

I'm not gonna break this trust you guys have in me by following the lame trend of Mas Selamat Bin Kastari posts lorh. -.-'
I never follow Post Trends unless I'm really interested in it lorh. And that's what's happening now. :)
So, I've got these images from Sheryl Teh Tarik. XD Ahah! Enjoy, people! :D

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From TalkingCock.com! XD Very popular now lah! So damn funny. OMG SEE THAT HARRY POTTER THING BOH!

13 Different Disguises ... 1 Wanted Man - IS HE ONE OF THEM?!

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Ooh. From an epic I guess.. XD

Alamak! Liddat pose damn jialat lorh! My hand pain already! That stupid sword why so heavy ah!

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THIS IS THE DAMNEST FUNNIEST ONE CANS! Walao SO OLD STILL ACT-JAP SOME MORE!

I'm kawaii, ne! :D Teehee!

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What. Vampire Queen issit. This pose somehow reminds me of Queen Elizabeth lorh. -.-

Maybe not so same after all. :O

Ma pose est - what what? So cheem, I cannot understand seh!

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Malay Auntie. :} Waha! :] See his eyes dart suspiciously? Some more go and carry brown ugly bag to finish the posse. XD

Wah that soldier cannot see me! Heh...

I hope you enjoyed! :} BTW, here's the Avril Lavigne Club icon! All ALC members looking at this MUST post it up somewhere on their blogs! :DDD Yayness! :]

The 100X100px icon :D

Original size!
xoxox,
FLFF.

//because i'm so damn boliao.

2008-03-12T18:59:00.000-07:00

Yep. I deleted my old blog @ takethemrt.blogspot.com.
And why? 'Cos my dear mother requested me to do so.
She used emotional blackmail! D:
Being the kind-hearted person I am, I readily agreed to delete my blog, my face in tears.
Yepyeps! D:
But then a wave of nostalgia and determination swallowed me in whole, and I decided to rechope the URL, and now I'm setting this blog to 'Private'.
Yeah, no chance of me being a Blogger Princess this way, but *sigh*.
I'll wait till I'm in secondary 3 or something before I become one. That's not too late, is it? :D
Cut all this crap. I changed the blogskin and finally I'm posting! Ah, so glorious is the day!
Who am I kidding lah. Damn hot. .___.
I just registered to be a runner for Blogskins.com Press! :D Wish me luck in becoming the youngest and most adorable member! :))
OK, I'm eating Nasi Lemak now and my nose is running again!
Stop!
*Runs to catch escaping nose*
Got you! :D
*Runs to catch tissue paper box*
Hehe. I hope that food + disgusting bodily fluids thing didn't scare you.
Didn't make you think the bodily fluids in question dripped into the food...
Eww. D:
xoxox,
FLFF.

this is uniquely singapore, lorh.

okie im back

//i am bored to hell.

//me announcing hiatus.

//regret.

//ladeedummm

//my insecure facet.

//the day after yesterday.

//experiment on writing style.

//死亡之针(translated: Needle Of Doom)

//quiz i stoles from sylvia.

//ze second day of school.

//very busy (or not).

//happy father's day?

//song that completely depicts mah feelin's.

//happy birthday nikofoo!

//post dedicated to whining.

//anger full already.

//how can that technoratiiii like that one!

//sabohd by niko!

//yesterday and today.

//wahlao.

//what bronchitis.

//v. depresseD:

//fever.

//tag quiz by sylvia toe.

//supptoday.

//anticipation building lorh.

//battle of 7 days.

//lolcatz.

//very excited about tmr's tmr.

//trying to figure out life.

//dsa and all the troubles.

//napfa w00te.

//mother.

//-_-

//aircon man came and went.

//mark my words.

//mother's day.

//mr. *plip*.

//i is back.

//raspberry ripple!

//:D

//erk.

//as i read blogs.

//random day.

//yayness!

//very waited.

//organise.

//piano adventure

//rawries.

//why.

//independence day:O.

//according to this site.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fiolefiofio!

//saturday.

//bubble tea, and beyond.

//song i wrote.

//songwriter stardom.

//music makes me lose control.

//hey.

//hair is so love.

//i am board.

//sian diao.

//the guy on da bus.

//woo-hoo i is kewlio.

//a summary.

//hmph to the l-o-l.

//swens.

//i miss the days long gone.

///dunno also leh.

//le blog critique!

//finally! *muack*

//mas selamat bin kastari.

//because i'm so damn boliao.

//mr. plip.

//finally! muack