You've got the poison, I've got the remedy
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
//woo-hoo i is kewlio.
If you haven't realised yet, the title of all the posts is at the bottom lorh. I like making titles. :D
OK cut all the lamity and let's begin! :D
(Below is scanned from foolscap paper!)
(Click to enlarge)
Do not laugh at my handwriting, please! Ariel's is much worse! *cough*
My keyboard lagged.
Bleah. Anyway, the above paper is my listing of what am I going to blog about today! :D
Yayness! Haha.
The school started with aplomb. I cursed silently at the three irritating boys play-acting a boy, a teacher and a principal scene. I dunno what else because I fell asleep le.
-_-'
Fast forward to courtyard scene. The teachers grouped us according to houses.
Why? Today's is Spots Hits! I mean, Sports Heats. Where the nominated people get selected. Or not. Kuakuakua.
---
Sorry horh, lost Blogging Bug now. Must calm down. D:
---
Anyway, around 8 or something we went to the basketball court. High Jump people went to compete. The rest stayed. I just have to tell you about this teacher lah. While we were separating ourselves into 2 groups (Cheering & Competing), first thing: she shouted at me OK. That was so rude of her. Even if she like, wanted me to go to the back (which she did want)- Don't need to shout right! Pah. Second thing. She was lame. :D
OK that's not very specific at all. Because the Competitors (I'm one of them, lah) she went to ask us to cheer. You know what's the first cheer?
"Hong long long long long. Hong long long long long. Hong long long long long, TU!"OMG. I freaking still cannot believe lorh! D: *faint* Apparently, it's SPECIAL. *cough*
The train HONG LONG LONG LONG LONG thing somemore not enough, MUST GO AND PUT THE TU THERE *faint*
Then she go and pretend be a conductor and wave that recorder thingy around.
You know what a recorder looks like or not?
Above is one.
It go and ah-toot ah-toot look something like that. Only it's like, a pale beige?
Ugly.
The worst thing was (which hereby concludes the lamity of it all!) WHILE SHE WAS FREAKING WAVING THAT THING THAT THING WAS TOO LAMED OUT AND DECIDED TO FLY OFF HER HANDS!
OK actually that Lamed Out thingy didn't happen. But whatever.
EVEN THE LAME RECORDER WAS LAMED OUT!
*faint* I've been fainting a lot lorh.
Hem.
After that lame teacher, we went to the Dance Room for more lame cheers. At least the rest weren't so lame lah. *phew*
Otherwise I 'll die of embarrassement. T__T
*cough cough*
DIGRESSSS
I'm having cough *cough* very *cough* often *cough. D: *cough*
END DIGRESS
Anyway, after that I think we went to the Interaction Room (by then the competitors for the High Jump come back liaoh).
And we watched a movie.
You know, the start of the movie was like, flashing WALT DISNEY all over. I could practically bong my head lorh. I thought, eee, gonna be lame lah! Sadly, it was a Goofy Movie. Literally. :D However, the preview track or whatever it's called sounded good and adorable. Then, the Toy Story 2 preview track came out. See above feelings.
Alamak. In the end is some kind of schtupid show called ... I dunno. About Hockey de lah. D:
I tell you, the front part wasn't understandable. Only part I liked was the fighting/competing parts. Because the hockey players were stupid and keep falling lorh!!
Yes. I'm sadistic in that way.
*cue evil cackles*
Ahah, then my turn for 100metres le. I was last -,- Lost to a P5 boy somemore! D: Anyway, the timing was like 19sec 98millisec! Etsuko beat me. D: Very damn sad, because last time I was faster than her de lorh. !@#$.
Continue. Erm... *checks list*
Ohya. Recess.
SHIT I IS FORGETTING SOMETHING LE!
I forgot to tell you all that horh, erm, today is hereby FLFF's 3R DAY! :D
Not that stupid no-use campaign about recycling lah. Is the REST, RELAX and RUMOUR day! :) Today I get to rest and relax (only 1 homework. Besides, today is Science Exam + Spots Hits lorh! D: Need my own personal time de horh! You never hear meh, Rest is to walk a Greater Distance, from some guy. :D) and also rumours are rampantly spread about me.
The Recess part tells it all!
*rewind to that part*
Anyway, I borrowed money from Etsy. She had to remind me about the Toe BiBo incident.
The BiBo means Bisexual Bimbo. That is used for Lin Qi in particular.
Wakaka! :DD Ohya. Anyway, yesterday I showed LQ, WR, Ariel and Etsy my toe. I love toes.
*wriggle toes*
Diao horh. Don't rubitinlelahiissadenoughleok.
Hem. Fast forward the recess part.
We had some time left so go classroom lorh! :D Then suddenly I was the Star and Etsy was evil.
Evil, not ewil. She effing went to say I called AYZ (my supposed crush, courtesy of her:) HOW NICE INDEED!) ZheZhe (this is only quoted from Fang Zhou! Effing liar.). Needless to say, I rebutted by saying she called DW, Wei-Wei. Which is perfectly true:D And then she told everyone about the toe-incident. Walaoeh. Like that also must spread meh? So what. Called me un-ladylike. Like she's the epitome of ladylike-ness herself! -_- So what if I took off my shoe in front of a boy! How dare she call me un-glam. Please lorh. You're NO BETTER.
Hmph. Anyway, then she go and call me lame when I erm, told Ariel that ZH (her supposed boyfriend, known by the whole world) touched my butt (actually he only wanted to rub off a brown patch -,- at the back of the shorts caused by mud or something but whatever, I still am PISSED. Didn't anyone teach him you're not supposed to touch a girl's butt, for who-knows-WHAT reason? Ewil!).
Ariel went to say something that related to marriage between me and him.
REALLY PISSED THIS TIME (no actually it was more of a don't-piss-me kind of thing), I went to lock her pencilcase in my locker. Serves her effing right. Stop calling me a toe. D: Even if I acknowledge my toe-ness doesn't mean you get to call me that, OK. And stop spreading groundless rumours, Ariel! That's the reason WHY I say you and ZH are having a relationship. Pissed, I am.
I was kind-hearted and told her *smack forehead*. Coincidentally Etsuko passed by and she muttered loudly, rolling her eyes,
Lame.Effing hypocrite. I hate these creatures. Huh?! She also called me lame when I laughably teased Ariel and we ran around. The crux isn't the lame thing OK. It's the rolling of eyes. Huh? Who TAUNTED me about AYZ!? Who hugged Ariel after saying she doesn't like her very much!? EFFING HYPOCRITE LAH! What's more, the teacher already say don't tease other liaoh. D: STILL GO AND DO! Huh?! Little Teacher's Pet gone where now!
!@#$.
I slammed my stuff and gave YX lian3se4kan4. Good for her. She was Etsuko's accomplice. I actually dunno why Etsuko is so damn popular lah.
Haughty, LAME, what else? Hmm... Hypocritical?
I am still angry. Anyway, DIGRESSS!
That time when the teacher changed seats, me and YX sat together while Ariel, YS and Etsuko sat together. I distinctly remember myself being:
1. Pissed.
2. Angry.
3. Upset.
4. Jealous
Pissed and angry because the three actually GOT to sit together.
Upset because me and Ariel can't sit together anymore D:
Jealous because I want Ariel all for myself. :D
Yes I'm selfish. So? I got jealous when Etsuko founded a friend in YX. Also, Etsuko was like HUGGING Ariel. Hypocritical flashed in my mind again.
And and, I was afraid Etsuko would take my place. Really. I'm damn scared OK. I've only one really close friend - Ariel.
*tears, of course this is for the effect*
Bah. Let's stop getting sentimental! D:
Anyway, after that was Science exam lorh. CY went missing! OMG! I didn't really pay much attention lah, because I was still emoing and sung a little song about my heart being burnt and chaos blazing and loneliness and stuff. I love the tune, but now I forgotten liaoh.
D:
Anyway, CY was in the sick bay in the end.
During the exam, the teachers congregated by the front door and whispered damn loud. Loud enough to disturb me, but not loud enough for me to hear. D: I was like, damn annoyed lah! Want to talk about CY go outside. Do not disturb the genius at work!!
OK ego.
Waha. I took roughly 45 minutes to finish the paper, took about 10 minutes to check and spent the rest of the time looking around at random things, drawing a fat boy on Ariel's correction tape and drinking my I-Plus White Grape (smuggled into class as usual lah)! :D I love.
Oh yes, at the end of it I returned the correction tape to Ariel and on impulse, stamped the wet-and-drying image onto her cheek! :D
:D:D:D
Kuakuakua for her! She tried to wash it off but still got a bit. :D
I decided to stamp MY face with a ToeToo. :D
AKA the ToeToe.
AKA the TaToe.
XD It looks cute lorh! Our form teacher ask what it was -,-
I spent the rest of the time wandering around and showing off my ToeToe. :D
:) Kuakuakua my TOE hit the printer!
OK this is a long post lorh! :D
Lemme go Word to check horhs.
So far...
1551! :D
Eh. I thought it was more than that leh! D:
Anyway, dearest devout readers, this must be a total and utter FEAST for you! :D
I'm being ego again.
As always.
Labels: 3, blogging, bug, exam, heats, hits, lame, lamity, r, school, sports, teacher, toe
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@11:21 PM
Close All