Tuesday, June 24, 2008

//死亡之针(translated: Needle Of Doom)

Today 6J/K got injection and health check-up lor! Damn weird deh!
Because it's the most interesting -roll eyes- event I will focus on it hor! So the other P6s who haven't jab yet can get a feel of what it's like.
OK so after all the boring routine stuff... THE FLICKING NURSE CAME IN WORH!
Ahh so we proceeded to library, took out socks and shoes etc.
Then ...
First Station
Taking height and weight. I was wobbly at my knees liaoh lor. YS or YYX ask me why, 'cos not injection yet, so I tell them, "that means it's one more station closer to 死亡之针!"
Wah! (The term 死亡之针 was coined jointly by me and Ariel, copyrighted 2008)
And suddenly they very scared also already.
Did I tell you when I'm nervous I'll get stomachache ah?! Horrid leh!
OK so erm, took our height and weight. I'm only 150.6cm lor! Damn short leh, compared to YYX. She's 157.somethingcm or something. D:D And I'm 37kg! Hehe.
OK so...
Second Station
Vision test. YYX was (Sidenote: I suddenly get a funny taste in my mouth :O) worrying frantically 'cos she has Myopia. Mrs. Chan was holding a video/cam and pai1ing us lor! How terribly ewil D: Also after some chatting, mostly about the test and fashion, we had this snippet of conversation:

Me: What's your height, Mrs. Chan?
Mrs. Chan: It's a sensitive question!
Some others: Huh?
Me: That means she's short!

WAHAHAHA. I got tooted (Can you imagine a teacher poking you ah?) by her and then she went off, muttering something about coming back from the holidays doesn't mean I can be so daring. So then the vision test. Without glasses, both sides only can see maximum of ONE letter, and that was my left eye hor. Right eye kosong. I've lazy eye D:
-piaks eye, or at least attempt to-
And with glasses can read a lot, very fast somemore! Nurse proclaimed perfect vision, which is a tad confusing 'cos my degree is 800+ and is thereby classified shittaye already. Must be watching Tel- how on earth do you speak the 'Tely-Tubbie'-sounding show? -confused look-
OK so off I went with 7 steps to the next place -woots, not-
THIRD STATION
Hah. Was the most embarrassing part, which was -ahem- the body checkup, consisting of (for girls lah) 1. Heartbeat check 2. Puberty check 3. Backbone check 4. Colour-blindness check
I think. Started with colour-blindness check. Confirmed I not one.
Suddenly realised colour-blind people have troubles designing/matching colours right? ._. Or maybe not! :D
Erm, after the colour-blindness (feel like being lazy and just typing blindness D:) check was the heartbeat check. Sounds very innocent right?! HELL NO WORH! The nurse put her hand under my blouse and UNDER MY SINGLET.
!
Why must like that one! So weird lor! ._. D: D: D:
-controls myself-
After that, was the most embarrassing part. After a certain extremely personal question concerning something which produces blood from The Land Down Under (not Australia. And LQ was talking about Australia in class today, as well as faking an Australian accent), the nurse -chokes- put her hand under my skirt and erm, did something to my underwear. Like pulling it and eh, looking?
Whatever.
总之，是令人不好意思地啦！
Eep. Still having the shudders now. We-ll, it's better for the girls though 'cos -stiffles giggles- the nurse was female leh. And the boys were also... -coughlaughcough-
Afterward KNS!
FOURTH STATION
(Sidenote: My laptop is emitting strange, fart-like noises)
Eh, did all the procedures lor then the first injection. Was for Rubella (love how the word slips off my tongue! Sound very sexy hor? Ru...bella, I think. OK. CANNOT LAUGH DE. Andrew Chia (ewil!) said something and made me laugh lor! Damn pain ok! Not the make you scream kind lah, but it's like ... the pain is like deep inside your arm one lor! Not that terrible (as many a hyped-up determined P6 student last year caused you to tremble in fear) lah, actually. And the pain is only a while, followed by some cramping (typed crapping almost). Couldn't have lasted more than 2 minutes. And the nurse is damn scary lor! You know those kind like squirt the liquid in the air kind? SHE DID THAT CAN! Freak me out lor! And then she was patient. "Follow my instructions and it won't be pain."
MY FOOT LOR. But still appreciate her erm, attempt at cheering me up. I think Andrew was like, "Don't tense up, or -" -cue laughter- I could feel the needle pressing through my skin leh... OK eh next one!
After pressing a weirdly-shaped piece of cotton wool to the jab-area, went to sit with the others (Etsy, CH, Andrew). CH when taking her jab was like all contorted lor. Very freaky I thought it was super painful lor! Then when Etsy take her jab was all calm and collected. No change in expression one de lor! ._. OK so waited till my turn.
The nurse first gave me this 2 drops of terrible-tasting liquid. My advice is that you just swallow. Less bitter that way. And the aftertaste is quite ok lah, even nice :D
Then jab liaoh lor. The process is less painful than that of the first jab but after that will cramp for a few minutes, depending. So I think it's evened out lah! :D
All in all not bad deh. I had a sadistic kick in seeing contorted faces. Yeah I know I'm sadistic lah ;) Heh, and then the cotton wool stick to my wound deh! My blood formed a perfect adorable face: 2 eyes, one mouth, and somemore got rosy cheeks lor! Some people bleed A LOT like the cotton wool is partially soaked with blood D:
Actually it all depends on the individual lah, don't blame me if you damn pain for 3 days cannot write or type hor! D: I won't hold responsibility for it!
:D
死亡之针要到了。。。你无路可逃。


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